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Last night me and my bro were driving along and then overtaken by atleast 6 bikes(Only Saw an R6 and 2 Cbr's the rest I had no clue what they were.) So then he follows them out to the highway where he paces a blue and silver R6 which was just toying with us for 5-6 seconds then it was over, then when he was trying to keep up to the others he was repeatitly cut off very badly in not very smart when your goin in excess of 130mph, after they were gone out of the way we topped out a few seconds later at about 140mph where we were again paced by the silver and blue R6 and he still kept going I think he might have been going 160 or so by the time he slowed. At the end is where I got my laugh when some dickhead that had a girl on the back who cut us of while trying to get past another car that wasn't even racing, when we stopped he told us to pick a fuckin lane and stay in it. Basically that convo ended when I said you know we never moved from the far left lane the whole fuckin time you Dumbass. Then he sped off, and we went home so I could clean out my underwear b/c I don't think I ever want to go that fast again.
Btw his car is only an N/A I think I will eventually talk him into getting a 1jze swap so he will be able to take them. |
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nice race......but btw even with a tt engine you'll be killed by crotch rochets......you need something like 1000hp to beat those things....its do freakin unfair.....
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yea crotch rockets are so unfair... you canbuy one for about 10,000 that is faster than most of the cars out there. im to scared to get on one though
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You need roughly 550-600hp to be able to match/beat a 600cc sportbike, you need upwards of 750 to beat a 1liter, and 800+ for the busa/zx12r. And that is only if the race is from a roll, from a deadstop...goodluck.
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......or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained. |
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I wish everyone luck when they think they can build a car to keep up with a crotch rocket. Those plans usually end in failure.
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My Mods are K&N FI Pk HKS blowoff valve Magna spark plug wires 550cc Injectors (If i go bigger turbo i might go with 720cc) T3/T4 turbo (after the new engine I'm rebuilding my now. T-66 all the way) Turbo elbow Spearco Innercooler Hks exhaust & test pipe and Down pipe No cats Exaust cut-off fuel pump and manual pressure regulator Lexus/REMI air fuel management system Clutch Master stage 3 Fluidine radiator Greddy boost controler Gauges to monitor everything Eibach Springs KONI Struts |
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I've beaten a guy on an R6 that started directly behind me from a 20 mph roll to 130 mph. He ended up with his wheel at the middle of my door. When you think about it, he decreased the distance between us since he started behind, so technically he won. But at 130, I had a nose lead
Wouldn't have tried him from a stop
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- Mario Andretti [in Superman 3]
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those crotch rochets are so unfair to us.....they weight nothing.......so he're my plan......we need to fatten up the riders...that will mess up the weight to power ration plus create an insane aerodinamic drag.....so all of you automotive entusiats out there take all your friends that own a bike out to eat.....pay for everything and make them eat a lot.....do it as often as posible....i know it will be expensive but in the end it will be worth it......we need to fight back.......
hey R1...what would you say about some BK
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hahhahaa, makin them fat, that'll take years. get a Skyline GTR34 and mod up to 1200 HP (IMPOSSIBLE, possible if u are a millionaire) , or jus get a snowmobile
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nah.... a few trips to mcadonals with 5000% fat will do the trick fast....
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Engrish? i doesn't cost that much. signal will do a conversion to 800hp for $80,000 its not much more than that to get 1200hp
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I watched a movie last night, Biker Boyz, and they showed the King of Motorcycle street racing..That bitch is plump. It was an ok movie too a lot like the fast in the furious except...yeah, no UC cops and stealing from Semi's.
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