ricer racing excuses

[mynismo]

[ Ricer Racing Excuses]




1. But you have 4 cylinders more than me!

2. Boost isn't working properly.

3. Its not tuned to race.

4. My oversized tacho doesn't work so I can't change properly.

5. I wasn't concentrating I was comparing Milo tin exhausts on that Excel across the road.

6. It's my sisters car and she wont let me race (but I would beat you anyway)

7. My G-Tech says my 2.0L Prelude DOHC runs 11.7 so it's not worth running you.

8. Its too hot - the intercooler won't work efficiently.

9. Oh you were racing?

10. Mum thought my Swift was a safer car.

11. My NISMO sticker fell off my window automatic 50rwkw loss

12. My aftermarket 24 inch wheels won't let me go over 3500rpm

13. My 15 year old Girlfriend doesn't like me racing.

14. I can't my mum is in the car.

15. I just got my P's so I don't want to lose my licence.

16. I don't race SS's you might be a cop.

17. The canary for my neons makes me slower.

18. My blue light cluster blinded me so I missed a gear (in an auto Lancer).

19. Its a cruiser not a racer...

20. Its only a 4cyl but I brag that I beat 6's like 202's

21. These 19 inch rims on my Lancer a too expensive.

22. My 4 15inch subs are too loud couldn't hear you take off.

23 My front mount isn't positioned right.

24. My homemade induction is blocked

25. When I get a tune I will run 11's

26. My Lancer is speed limited to 60km/h

27. My Big fog lights weigh the car down too much.

28. I was running low boost.

29. But my mum said it was quick.

30. But you have 3.7L more than me.

31. My FWD LSD was playing up.

32. I missed 2nd gear (in an Auto).

33. I need another gauge then I will be faster.

34. My Alternator is playing up so I've lost power

35. But Habib said my Mirage has 270rwks.

36. I missed timed the push button for my NOS.

37. But my 4 15inch sub magnets, the 6x9's and the 50 amps in my car slow me down.

38. I didn't know you had gone all I could see was a cloud of smoke.

39. I don't have the tools to take my headlight out.

40. My sister's cat keeps climbing in the exhaust.

[mynismo]

Originally posted by mynismo

20. Its only a 4cyl but I brag that I beat 6's like 202's

actually i kill tons of v6's

i found this list somewhere on the internet... forgot where

[ghostchild316]

It's missing one:

The VTEC didnt open

[KrNxRaCer00]

Originally posted by mynismo
[ Ricer Racing Excuses]
40. My sister's cat keeps climbing in the exhaust.

hahahhah...i'd seen taht list before...but not that one.

[DeViL]

My VTEC is broken or
My VTEC didn't kick in
I wasn't trying
My car isn't running right (they never seem to be running right, maybe they should stop running left)

[EJ20]

2. Boost isn't working properly.
happened in real life when my bov got stock at open position. ( leaking boost )
8. Its too hot - the intercooler won't work efficiently.
heat soak on the intercooler can cause detenations.

I am a ricer on those 2, other than those, a lose is a lose

[TheNotoriousMogg]

[Self]

Originally posted by mynismo
[ Ricer Racing Excuses]
1. But you have 4 cylinders more than me!

MY ALL TIME PERSONAL FAVORITE!!!!

[Jetts]

those are funny
i use the my car is limited to a certain speed cause it is 97

[KrNxRaCer00]

"no...my tires are too bad" then they speed of, spinning through 1st gear

or

"no, its not as fun, i've had my motor swap for almost a year now, u've only had ur teg for 6 mos...i've lost interest"

[LadyLuke]

They are all hilarious. I like the missing a gear in an auto.

[mynismo]

Originally posted by KrNxRaCer00
"no...my tires are too bad" then they speed of, spinning through 1st gear

tires are almost as important as engine mods! that's their fault for not modding tires

i like the 4 more cylinders one too.. hehe. true true

Originally posted by mynismo
8. Its too hot - the intercooler won't work efficiently.

tell this to Tat about his 300zx run.. hehe. again it's up to the racer to do mods to cool down the engine.

NO EXCUSES PEEPS.... but i do understand tat's ordeal though since he just put the turbo in. he still has some mods to do if he wants to pick on 300 tt's.

[RazorGTR]

Hahahaha

I've copied and pasted the list into word. Going to make a shit load of photocopies at work then hand them out to all the little boy racers that want to have goes with me next time.

That way they wont feel so bad thinking their stock Type R teg getting killed by a 6 cyl car that out weighs them.

[mynismo]

razor... your skyline only has 6 cyl. right? a jag has 6 cyl. on you... something to think about














hehe j/k

[2of9]

my friend said: the two front rims didnt fit, so i had to put the donuts on. AND he said wasnt goin to go racing on a nice night that 1 day.