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Old 11-12-2001, 10:46 PM
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Could top the corniest - I think its the runner up
A dentist found something wrong with one of his patients. The upper plate that had been put in earlier was corroding. "What have you been eating?" the dentists asked the man.

"All I can think of is that about three months ago my wife made some asparagus and put Hollandaise sauce on it. I loved it so much, I put it on everything now."

"That's the problem," the dentist said, frowning. "Hollandaise sauce contains lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?"

"It's simple. Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."













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is there a crazy smilie??
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is there a crazy smilie??
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is there a crazy smilie??
some of these are crazy















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yogs im sorry to ask this but were you sniffing the rubbercement at work all day agian????
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yogs im sorry to ask this but were you sniffing the rubbercement at work all day agian????
No rubber cement - however I was doing some design work with the team and I was driving the white board and those markers do have a particular smell.....













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No rubber cement - however I was doing some design work with the team and I was driving the white board and those markers do have a particular smell.....
I have to admit, i think you have went over the top this time Yogs.

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Hmmm..... That was (dare I say this..) truly G.H.E.T.T.O!!!
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