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Lord have mercy on this joke...
Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.

Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.

The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.

It is known, of course, as ...Sinko de Mayo.













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Someone will find this funny. I know they are out there.... It'll happen...













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Someone will find this funny. I know they are out there.... It'll happen...
That would be me...
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that was corny i have read better in my sleep...
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i could see that coming from a mile away, but it was still pretty funny. corny jokes 0wn!
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its the thought that counts... right?
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its the thought that counts... right?
I suppose this one didn't require much thought













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That wasn't a joke it was pun-ishment! j/k
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i laughed...dont make fun of me
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i liked it... hey it was funny
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I've farted more amusing thing.
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i laughed at naki's first post too!
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fuck yea me too (find it funny)

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