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#1
06-11-2003, 11:29 PM
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Corny pick-up lines.
I want to hear what corny/cheesey pickup lines other forum members have, here's a few of my favorites....
(For you old computer nerds from when floppy disks really were...) "Want to upload my 8" floppy?" And another old favorite... ME:"My magical watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear..." HER: "I'm wearing underwear" (or usually a similiar phrase) ME:"OH! - wait, it's an hour fast."  Let's hear your worst!
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06-11-2003, 11:34 PM
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Some pretty cheesy ones :
The word of the day is "Legs", so why don't we go back to my place and spread the word. Lets pretend that one leg is Thanksgiving and your other leg is Christmas. Do you think that I could spend some time with you between the holidays? Is that a mirror in your pants, cuz I can see myself in them. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? The greatest line of all time : (drumroll please) Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk to by again?
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06-11-2003, 11:37 PM
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the traditional...
"someone call the cops.. you just stole my heart" "Is that a mirror in your pants? No? Then why do I see myself in them?" "That shirt's cute, but it would look better on the floor" "What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? How about my place instead?" "Just when they told me angels didn't exist.." "Do you do karate? Cause your body is kickin!" "I would like to see you sometime.. in my bed" My ex loooved cheesy pickup lines, so I have a lot of them
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06-11-2003, 11:39 PM
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06-11-2003, 11:50 PM
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Friend asked me once "Am I drunk enough for you to take advantage of yet..."
Or the 15 yr old the other day, "Can you take me for a ride in your hot car?" no, "Ok, how about you just ride me.."
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06-12-2003, 02:49 AM
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15 will get you 20
 Heard this one before... "Is it hot in here or is it just you?" bahahahaha
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06-12-2003, 06:17 AM
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"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!!"
"Will the rest of the angels miss you while you're here?"
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06-12-2003, 10:31 AM
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Do you sleep on your stomach? "No" Mind if I do?
Fancy a fuck? "No!" Mind lying down while I have one? Can you suck start a Harley?
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06-12-2003, 10:53 AM
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06-12-2003, 11:20 AM
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Yeah, besides the actual pickup lines there is all the comments just made such as your example...the can I be your friend, cant we just talk...or just the whole staring and moaning or saying "Damn" while looking up and down at you. Sometimes I just laugh it off but sometimes after awhile it gets annoying.
I forgot the classic one that is still used..... "Is it hot in here of is it just You" 
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06-12-2003, 04:02 PM
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How bout we go out to drink and f@@k or aren't you drinkin !
Nice shoes want to screw nice dress it would look better on my floor in the morining and the best one of all ! YOUR CUTE i'M BORED WANT TO MAKE OUT " this one really worked as a joke on a dare " all the rest are real line people I know have used 
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06-12-2003, 05:03 PM
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Not really a pick up line, but I used this on a girl recently:
Sorry for staring, but I became lost in your eyes. Got a laugh and a smile. 
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06-12-2003, 06:17 PM
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" if you were a booger i'd pick you" hahahahaha
" did u scrape your knee when u fell from heaven" i feel sorry for the actual people that came up with these
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