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11-11-2001, 02:00 AM
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The most luxurious car on the planet...
taken from some website
Tiger Woods was en route from Cork to Dublin Airport in a hired Volvo, having taken part in a charity golf classic.... He stopped to refuel at a petrol station somewhere in rural Cork. He drove onto the forecourt, and got out of the car. As the attendant approached, Tiger dropped his keys. As he bent to pick them up, two golf tees fell out of his shirt pocket. Attendant: ´What´s dem, Tiger?´ (said with a really thick Cork accent) Tiger: ´They´re tees, man.´ Attendant: ´What´s dem for?´ Tiger: ´I put my balls on them when I´m driving.´ Attendant: ´Jaysus, those boys at Volvo think of everything!´
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11-11-2001, 02:12 AM
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LOL
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11-11-2001, 04:32 PM
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11-11-2001, 05:12 PM
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:licker:
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11-12-2001, 01:50 AM
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got more...probably heard this one...
A man pulls his car up alongside a boy walking down the footpath.
"I'll give you $10 if you hop in" he says. "No!" replies the boy. He drives slowly beside him for a bit before having another go. "How about $20?" "No! Go away!" "Okay, what about $50?" "Look, Dad. You bought the Volvo - You have to live with it!"
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11-12-2001, 03:04 PM
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LOL
:hehehe: Tiger Woods is the man
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R.I.P. Lamont Coleman a.k.a. Big L -- 1975-1999 "Your ice don't shine an your chain hollow/ why you front in clubs for hours wit tha same bottle/ takin midget sips/ I run wit the richest clicks/ Tap the thickest chicks/ plus drop the slickest hits/ you know nothin about L/ so don't doubt L/ what's this muthafuckin rap game wit out L/ Yo that's like jewels wit out ice/ that's like china wit out rice/ or the holy bible wit out christ/ tha bulls wit out mike/ crack heads wit out pipes/ or hockey games wit out fights/ don't touch the mic if you aint able to spit/ flamboyant is tha label i'm wit.. muthafucka.... Big L"
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11-12-2001, 03:11 PM
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:hehe:
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