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Old 06-09-2003, 04:00 AM
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Circumcision

A teacher notices that Little Johnny, at the back of the class,
is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying
attention. She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite
embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been
circumcised and he's quite itchy.

The teacher has him go down to the principal's office to phone
his mom, and ask her what he should do about it.

He does this, returns to the class, sits down in his seat and
suddenly, there's a general commotion at the back of the room.
Back down the teacher goes, only to find him sitting at his desk
with his penis hangin out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom." she says.

"I did," he says, "and she told me that if I could stick it out
till noon she'd come and pick me up from school."
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Well, I tried


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Well, I tryed


*tried

Sorry,I just had to jump on the new smiley bandwagon
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*tried

Sorry,I just had to jump on the new smiley bandwagon
Thats exactly how I spelt it... what are you doing editing quotes of my posts!?!?!

P.S, dont read the text in italics at the bottom of my last post in this thread
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Sorry,I just had to jump on the new smiley bandwagon
Der SCHMILEY-WHORING IST VERBOTEN!
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:24 AM
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Der SCHMILEY-WHORING IST VERBOTEN!
I thought you were from New Zealand?
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Der SCHMILEY-WHORING IST VERBOTEN!
Ja ja mein kapitan!!
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Ja ja mein kapitan!!
Sprechen Sie Englisch?
Ich verstehe nicht.
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Sie werden die meiste wahrscheinliche Notwendigkeit ein Übersetzer, herauszufinden, was ich hier sage. so halte ich gerade zu sprechen, um sich stichhaltiges intelligenteres zu bilden und mehr der deutschen Sprache zu wissen. Ist dieses lang genug?
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:53 AM
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YES.
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YES.
You sure?
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You sure?
definitely long enough.I communicate with Germans by shouting English very slowly.
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:18 AM
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I actually don't know german...
the babelfish translator does though!
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