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Circumcision
A teacher notices that Little Johnny, at the back of the class,
is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been circumcised and he's quite itchy. The teacher has him go down to the principal's office to phone his mom, and ask her what he should do about it. He does this, returns to the class, sits down in his seat and suddenly, there's a general commotion at the back of the room. Back down the teacher goes, only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hangin out. "I thought I told you to call your mom." she says. "I did," he says, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon she'd come and pick me up from school."
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Well, I tried
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Sorry,I just had to jump on the new smiley bandwagon
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P.S, dont read the text in italics at the bottom of my last post in this thread
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Der SCHMILEY-WHORING IST VERBOTEN!
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Sie werden die meiste wahrscheinliche Notwendigkeit ein Übersetzer, herauszufinden, was ich hier sage. so halte ich gerade zu sprechen, um sich stichhaltiges intelligenteres zu bilden und mehr der deutschen Sprache zu wissen. Ist dieses lang genug?
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YES.
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I actually don't know german...
the babelfish translator does though!
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