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11-10-2001, 04:28 PM
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Celebrity Quotes
Haha, I found these today. Some of them are pretty funny. :hehe:
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships. - Sharon Stone Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die. - Carmen Boyle, Olympic luge gold medal winner There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane. Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do. - Henry Kissinger Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. - Barbara Bush And God said, "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." - George Burns What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Sandra Bullock My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading. - Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) Things you'll never hear a woman say: "My, what an attractive scrotum!" - Patricia Arquette Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Robert De Niro There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? - Dustin Hoffman See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams 
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11-10-2001, 04:33 PM
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11-10-2001, 04:38 PM
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LOL@ the sharon stone remark, thats basically how my last relationship was. Thanks to me
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11-10-2001, 06:26 PM
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R.I.P. Lamont Coleman a.k.a. Big L -- 1975-1999 "Your ice don't shine an your chain hollow/ why you front in clubs for hours wit tha same bottle/ takin midget sips/ I run wit the richest clicks/ Tap the thickest chicks/ plus drop the slickest hits/ you know nothin about L/ so don't doubt L/ what's this muthafuckin rap game wit out L/ Yo that's like jewels wit out ice/ that's like china wit out rice/ or the holy bible wit out christ/ tha bulls wit out mike/ crack heads wit out pipes/ or hockey games wit out fights/ don't touch the mic if you aint able to spit/ flamboyant is tha label i'm wit.. muthafucka.... Big L"
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11-10-2001, 10:52 PM
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11-10-2001, 11:01 PM
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Hmmm... I had a small list of some daft celebrity quotes on one of the older versions of my website, I wonder if it's still on the server...
<jason pokes around for a bit...> Bingo: Daft Quotes Enjoy 
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11-10-2001, 11:23 PM
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11-11-2001, 02:21 AM
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Robin Williams is great!
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11-12-2001, 11:47 AM
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