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Blondes - what can't they do?
A guy got a job at an adult shop. Near lunch time his boss said he was leaving for lunch and that he would be back in 30 minutes. The boss said he would see how far the guy had gotten when he came back. About 5 minutes after the boss left, a black woman walked in. She asked for the prices of the *****s. The guy said,'$35 for the white, and $35 for the black. The woman replied,' I've never had a white one before, so I'll take one of those.' So she bought it and left. About 15 minutes later, a white woman walked in. She also asked for the prices and she also got the same answer. She decided since she had never had a black one before, she would take one of those. So she bought it and left. About 5 minutes later, a blonde woman walks in. She asked for the prices, got the same answer as the other two, but this time there came a strange question. She asked the guy,' How much is that plaid one up on the shelf?' The guy looked at it, looked at her, and said,' That's a very special one. I'll have to sell it to you for $165. She said the price was a little steep, but it was worth it. So she bought it and left. About 5 minutes later the boss came back in. He asked how the guy had done. The guy replied,' Well I sold a white one for $35, a black one for $35, and I sold your thermos for $165.'
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Originally Posted by RaeRae1
Blessed are the cracked ones for they are the ones that let in the light.
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06-09-2003, 12:12 AM
Benny Hill,circa 1977.Does De$i know you've been hacking his database of archived jokes?
