Funny Warnings

[suzymatt]

On instructions for a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial bath bar:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On a frozen dinner package:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging from a Rowenta Iron.
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines package of nuts:
Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a package of Sunmaid raisins:
Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

[sidewinder69]

WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REPOST ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!



j/k.....funny, if I hadn't seent them b4.

[Sean]

lol those are good. i still like the 'directions of a packet of toothpicks'.

Thumbs up to anyone who knows what I'm talking about.

[drklver]

For indoor or outdoor use only.

ive seen that before, but i thought i was just high!

[YogsVR4]

classic

[VWSNOT]

:hehehe: omg funny

[2strokebloke]

I saw on a frozen pizza box once "Serving Suggestions: cook before serving."

[ghostchild316]

I like this one:


On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.