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#1
06-05-2003, 09:59 AM
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gettin old
i hope this is not a repost!
 three sisters, ages 92,94 and 96 live in a house together. one night the 96-year-old draws a bath. she puts her foot in and pauses. she yells to the other sisters, "was i getting in or out of the bath?" the 94-year-old yells back, "i dont know ill come up and see." she starts up the stairs and pauses. "was i going up the stairs or down?" the 92-year-old, who is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, shakes her head and says, "i sure hope i never get that forgetful." she knocks on wood for good measure. she then yells, "ill come up and help both of you as soon as i see whos at the door." 
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06-05-2003, 10:42 AM
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uh... nice try
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#4
06-05-2003, 01:14 PM
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Made me chuckle.
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#6
06-05-2003, 02:26 PM
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Wow! Hard crowd!
Pretty sad, but certainly some truth in that somewhere....
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#7
06-06-2003, 12:17 AM
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OK I'll just label it lame
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#9
06-06-2003, 02:48 AM
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Quote:
You are sooo cold.:finger:
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#12
06-06-2003, 04:00 PM
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Heard it before - it's funnier when somebody tells it than it is when you read it.
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#13
06-07-2003, 08:27 AM
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And then there's the story about the 60 year old couple walking down the beach together. They come across a sealed bottle in the sand and open it up. Out comes a genie that grants them two wishes. The wife says she always wanted to go on a trip around the world and ... poof... she is holding two tickets for a cruise to do just that. Now the husband says to the genie, " I want a wife that's 30 years younger than me!" and poof... he's 90 years old.....
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06-07-2003, 07:20 PM
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