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Old 06-01-2003, 04:35 PM
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Exclamation Ladies night out...
This is from my wife...
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled
out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend
licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone,
another friend pulls out a $20 bill.

She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his
other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my
third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the
$50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the
guy gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on
me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was
churning as I reached for my wallet......

What could I do????
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt,
grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home.
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:hehehe: heard it before, but it's no less funny!
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REPOST!!! you suck






jk still funny
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rofl...i've never heard that before
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REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!!

Still kinda good though. It would suck if it happened to you.
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REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!!

Still kinda good though. It would suck if it happened to you.
Wouldn't have happened to me because I would,ve taken the money and ran as soon as they put it on my ass!!!
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Wouldn't have happened to me because I would,ve taken the money and ran as soon as they put it on my ass!!!
HAHAHA i would have done it too
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