HaPPy BiRTHDaY....

[amy@af]

MoPPiE!!!

somebody dust him off!

[Moppie]

Who??


What?

Where??????

[Muscletang]

Happy late Birthday!

I was going to send you a present but I couldn't fit in the mailbox.

[Blackcrow64]

Whoa... Happy Belated Birthday! How old now? 50?

[Moppie]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

Happy late Birthday!

I was going to send you a present but I couldn't fit in the mailbox.

I had the same problem with your m.......

Originally Posted by Blackcrow64

Whoa... Happy Belated Birthday! How old now? 50?

Not quite 50, but sure feels like it sometimes......

[DVSNCYNIKL]

I hope NZ has enough retirement homes, Moppie is going to need to be broken in to that lifestyle.

Congrats old man, you've survived the internet age. Please marry a wench, have a brood, and become miserable like me and PMan.

[Shortbus]

Happy belated birthday you old mippie.

[Blackcrow64]

Did you do anything wild for your bday?

[Moppie]

Cheers all!


I actually spent my B'day teaching, then had a very early night getting over a bad cold.

Made up for it last night though, sunk a bottle of vodka with a mate

Originally Posted by DVSNCYNIKL

I hope NZ has enough retirement homes, Moppie is going to need to be broken in to that lifestyle.

Congrats old man, you've survived the internet age. Please marry a wench, have a brood, and become miserable like me and PMan.

Mate!

Good to see your still alive.


Getting married next year

[amy@af]

Originally Posted by Moppie

Getting married next year

is that legal with sheep over there?

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by LadyNRedSi

is that legal with sheep over there?

That's mean! He's going to marry a real person!

...just as soon as he finds a strong enough burlap sack.

[Moppie]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

That's mean! He's going to marry a real person!

...just as soon as he finds a strong enough burlap sack.

Sheep are easier, really they are.



A Kiwi and an American are on holiday in Europe, driving around in a camper van.

They drive past a sheep with it's head stuck between the wire in a fence.
The American points it out, and the Kiwi yells "Stop, stop!"
The American asks why and the Kiwi says "Can't let an opportunity like that go past, pull over and I'll go give it a go."
So the American pulls over and the Kiwi jumps straight out of the van, drop his pants and start hammering away at the poor sheep.

When he's finished he comes back to the Van and asks the American if he wants a turn. The American says no, but the Kiwi pushes him, tells him how good it is, points out there's no one around, and that he'll never have another chance to try something like this. "Besides," he says, "This is an adventure, get out and try it".

So the American gets excited by the chance to try something new, jumps out of the van, pull his pants down and quickly sticks he head between the wire in the fence.........

[Blackcrow64]

Originally Posted by Moppie

Sheep are easier, really they are.



A Kiwi and an American are on holiday in Europe, driving around in a camper van.

They drive past a sheep with it's head stuck between the wire in a fence.
The American points it out, and the Kiwi yells "Stop, stop!"
The American asks why and the Kiwi says "Can't let an opportunity like that go past, pull over and I'll go give it a go."
So the American pulls over and the Kiwi jumps straight out of the van, drop his pants and start hammering away at the poor sheep.

When he's finished he comes back to the Van and asks the American if he wants a turn. The American says no, but the Kiwi pushes him, tells him how good it is, points out there's no one around, and that he'll never have another chance to try something like this. "Besides," he says, "This is an adventure, get out and try it".

So the American gets excited by the chance to try something new, jumps out of the van, pull his pants down and quickly sticks he head between the wire in the fence.........