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Old 05-28-2003, 09:40 AM
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Talking Jim and Edna...

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the
deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out.
When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to
be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad
news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."
"The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after you
saved him, with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's
dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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Old 05-28-2003, 09:42 AM
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ahahahaha

put him 2 dry

hahahaah

good times

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That's great man lol
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hahaha! never heard that!!!
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That was indeed a good one!

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ROFL!!!! Put me there to dry- IT'S A LIE I TELL YOU!!!!!!
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OMG that shit was great
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Old 05-28-2003, 06:38 PM
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ROFL!!!! Put me there to dry- IT'S A LIE I TELL YOU!!!!!!
lol if you wern't drying then i dont want to know what you were doing in a bathrobe in a public bathroom (no bathtubs)

lol good joke:finger:
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