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05-25-2003, 01:08 PM
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My Dog
My Dog, Sex
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said I'd like to have one, too." Then I said But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid. When I got married and went on my honeymoon I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too." One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off. When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said Me too. Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me. He said Me too." Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.
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#5
05-25-2003, 09:55 PM
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ROFL!!!!!! A nive classic one to make the day brigher
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#6
05-26-2003, 12:58 AM
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LOL
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#7
05-26-2003, 01:12 AM
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man, that suck to be in a life situation like that:silly2: thats funny shit
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05-27-2003, 07:47 PM
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Quote:
eerrr..............Do some actual work????? 
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#12
05-28-2003, 09:27 AM
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LMAO that really great, I gotta remeber that one!!
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