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Old 05-23-2003, 04:35 PM
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Talking Fast cars or fast girls?

Heres the scenario...

If you have unlimited cash to buy any car of YOUR choice and modify it (even if your in USA, and despite the gay fact that you don't get Skylines) or you could have ANY woman of YOUR choice, what would YOU choose?

P.S. I'd go for the car, hope someone is with me on this...
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Old 05-23-2003, 04:38 PM
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Definatley the car
b/c with the car you would more then likely attract a hot ditzy chick that knows nothing about it besides the fact that its shiny then bang the hell out of her, and move on to the next one. Hence why they call them Pu**y-Mobiles.
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Old 05-23-2003, 05:34 PM
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Amish,

that is exactly my idea! With a car, you can get a babe as well! So you get double for your choice.

Whereas, with girls, you can't get a car (I'm talking a street racer car, not an econobox), because girls would say:

It costs too much money! Its too fast! I need an Auto!

Damn girls :o You can never understand them.
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Definatley the car
b/c with the car you would more then likely attract a hot ditzy chick that knows nothing about it besides the fact that its shiny then bang the hell out of her, and move on to the next one. Hence why they call them Pu**y-Mobiles.
w3rd, chicks dig cool rides:smoka:
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Old 05-23-2003, 06:11 PM
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pffft.The old 'chicks dig you for your car' gag.....my experience is that girls like you for how you treat them,not what you own.You have to question the values of a woman who forms a relationship based on how fast your tin can goes.

Back to the topic.I have a car.The chance to have an equal partnership with a woman of my choosing appeals far more.I even have the perfect lady in mind.......:jump:

Given the choice between being respected by someone that I care about,and owning a selection of metal components that can travel at high speed when bolted together,it's not a tough call.
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Old 05-23-2003, 06:26 PM
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It's not a tough call? A car is more than just metal that can move at high speed. It is the result of £billions and a hell of a lot of engineering. With a car, you can have the engine sound, ICE, styling, and get heads turned, without doing anything other than driving, and you can rule the road :bandit: :smoka: :smoker2:
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Old 05-23-2003, 06:28 PM
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BTW is that pic in the avatar you, taranaki, by any chance?
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Old 05-23-2003, 07:01 PM
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It's not a tough call? A car is more than just metal that can move at high speed. It is the result of £billions and a hell of a lot of engineering. With a car, you can have the engine sound, ICE, styling, and get heads turned, without doing anything other than driving, and you can rule the road :bandit: :smoka: :smoker2:
My,but you have swallowed the marketing guff well...Take away the metal,the car ceases to exist.Therefore,a car is essentialy a pile of metal.Its principle function is to move its driver and its cargo from point 'a' to point 'b'.If it cannot do this,it doesn't matter how fancy oor shiny or fast it looks,it's practically useless.How much importance you put on what other people think of your car is nothing more than a reflection of your own ego.As to 'ruling the road'........take your hand off it,lad, you are just one in a billion people who uses road transport.In the grander scheme of things,your journey is totally irrelevant,except in your own mind.
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Naki, I hear ya- unfortunately all the girls around these parts are shallow.
When Stealth worked, I had girls talking to me everywhere...
Now that Stealth is down for repairs and I'm driving a cavalier, I've gotten about two phone numbers in the past two months and both of them were printed on Business cards.

Granted, I'd rather have a girl that knows my name and doesn't call me "The guy with the car" but I'm beginning to think that ANY girl beats what I got right now!
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Old 05-23-2003, 07:13 PM
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Naki, I hear ya- unfortunately all the girls around these parts are shallow.
When Stealth worked, I had girls talking to me everywhere...
Now that Stealth is down for repairs and I'm driving a cavalier, I've gotten about two phone numbers in the past two months and both of them were printed on Business cards.

Granted, I'd rather have a girl that knows my name and doesn't call me "The guy with the car" but I'm beginning to think that ANY girl beats what I got right now!
Myself,I'd rather have a relationship built on mutual respect,rather than an arrangement tha runs like "I don't really care about her,but she lets me get into her pants because I let her get into my car"
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LOL!
If I say that, Naki- it's only through desperation. Besides, I'm driving a cavalier right now. Looking back, I find I never really answered the question, So I'm going to take the girl. If it's any girl I want, then I won't need a car. I'll be at home with her all the time.
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Yeah I think we all love cars (why else would we be in this forum ) but having any woman is simply too good an offer. I can buy myself a great car later. I can't buy a good relationship.
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got both heheh

Hell i got a fast car and i get tons of girls not to brag but hey lifes good i'd take the car though heh
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FOOLS! Take the girl. Then put her to work to support you and your car modding habit, while being your concubine by night. :smoker2:
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