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#1
05-22-2003, 11:14 AM
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birds!!!
i hate birds they fucking suck!!!!every time i wash my goddamn car
i park it go to sleep and the next morning it looks like big bird took a shit on my car!!  fuckin assholes!!!this shits for the birds  :finger: :finger: hahaha i gave birds tha bird!!! fuckin birds!!! 
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#2
05-22-2003, 01:30 PM
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hehe, I know the feeling man
 . Its like they go around looking for nice shiny cars.
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#3
05-22-2003, 02:13 PM
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birds are evil , here is my dads bird trying to kill me. I am the only person she says "F**K YOU" to and I didnt even teach it to her . She hates me for no reason , it just started one day lol.
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05-22-2003, 11:54 PM
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W3RD, that bird is trying to rip your FUCKING FACE OFF!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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05-23-2003, 06:17 AM
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my dads evil pirate bird , im lucky it cant fly or it snap me in the back of the neck !!!
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05-23-2003, 07:17 AM
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Damn- hope you get the bird shit off your car quickly- that stuff is nasty:o
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05-23-2003, 04:15 PM
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theres so many fucking birds at my school, i washed my car yesterday and this afternoon as i was leaving at 11:30am there was at least 6 shit spots, 3 on the roof, 1 on the hood, 1 on rear bumper, and 1 on left fender... GRRR, the car was there from 7:30 to 11:30, only 4 hours!!
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05-23-2003, 11:33 PM
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The worst was when we lived in Oregon. Blackberries are wild there and blackberry bird poo eats through paint.
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05-25-2003, 01:21 AM
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once iwas standing under a sheltered area and a wad of bird crap landed on my arm. i swear to god, it must have been really windy and i just didn't notice because there were no birds above me. stupid birds and their physics
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05-25-2003, 12:30 PM
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that shit happens to me too.. the other day i spent about 2 hours washing and waxing my whip when all of the sudden SPLAT a huge red bird goo landed all over my roof, rear window, trunk lid, spoiler, and some of my tail light.. i guess the mother fucker was flying over and saw me doing my thing and figured he'd crap all over my shit... then i started yelling and screaming throwing shit all over the parking lot.. then some people were giggling at me cause of my misery.. so i told them to go FUCK THEMSELVES and yanked out my Louisville Slugger from the trunk and started swinging it around waiting for them to come over and fuck with me.. i guess they made the right choice and went on their own way with no broken bones.
today it's raining, so today i'm fucking pissed at the clouds... what the fuck it's sunday.. my only day off and it's cold and rainy.. i wanted to go to the RI all nissan meet and chill with the fellas.. instead i'm stuck here typing bullshit on the computer cause i got nothing else to do.. maybe i should go and vaccum out all the seeds and stems from under my seat.. :smoker2:
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05-25-2003, 01:57 PM
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maybe you should grind them up and make some tea afterwards too..
i hate the birds and rain though too. washed my car yesterday and i have a huge pile of shit on it, not to mention it rained. I'm going to invent bird shit remover. It's going to be called "bird shit remover". I put the word shit in there, because it's really shitty when a bird shits on your car. I know you can use water too, I just want to make a buck off the gullible.
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be careful! Yogs that shit is funny!!!
