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Old 05-21-2003, 10:15 PM
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When guys mature

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
> > > >
> > > > When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
> > > > decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
> > > >
> > > > In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
> > > > Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
time
> > >
> > > > and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
> > > >
> > > > When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
> > > > totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became
> > > > so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
> > > >
> > > > When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
> > > her.
> > > > She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She
> > > > did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She
> > > > was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
> > > > decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
> > > >
> > > > When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted
> > >
> > > > firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
> > > > divorced me and took everything I owned.
> > > >
> > > > I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Many males never reach that "maturity" point.
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Old 05-22-2003, 02:41 AM
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Re: When guys mature

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I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
Geez,I must be ancient,I've even gone past that stage.
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Old 05-22-2003, 02:36 PM
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Geez,I must be ancient,I've even gone past that stage.
what naki ? your just looking for something female with both breasts ?
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