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When guys mature
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
> > > > > > > > When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I > > > > decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. > > > > > > > > In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. > > > > Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time > > > > > > > and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. > > > > > > > > When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was > > > > totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became > > > > so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. > > > > > > > > When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with > > > her. > > > > She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She > > > > did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She > > > > was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I > > > > decided to find a girl with some real ambition. > > > > > > > > When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted > > > > > > > firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she > > > > divorced me and took everything I owned. > > > > > > > > I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Many males never reach that "maturity" point.
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ROFL!!!!!!!
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LOL
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Re: When guys mature
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Re: Re: When guys mature
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Right now,female and breathing are my only two requirements......
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