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Old 05-20-2003, 03:37 AM
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A Jimster joke

Just a funny joke my mum sent me this morning.............If you don't like it then you can kiss my ass.


An old man was walking down the road with his legs wide apart and taking small steps, while this man was walking down the road two medical students couldn't help but observe him..............


I think he has (We'll just call it X) syndrome said the 1st med student to his friend, no I think he has (Lets just call this one Y) syndrome- the students argued for a while and decided to ask the man what was wrong with him.


They approached the old man and the first one tells him- "Me and my friend are both medical students and we couldn't help but notice that you are walking down the street in the state that you are- it is because you have X Syndrome is't it." The old man replies You thought I had X Syndrome but you were wrong" The second student then thinks he is the shit and that he is right so he says to the old man "Then you have Y Syndrome" The old man tells him "You thought I had Y Syndrome- but you were wrong"


So the students ask "What is wrong with you then???"



The old man replies- "I thought I farted- but I was wrong"
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