110%

[Suislide]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top.

But, look how far ass kissing will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

[YogsVR4]

:o

[sidewinder69]

That was pretty damn decent!

Later!

[Jimster]

Never has a truer word been spoken :o

[fullbloodchop01]

:hehehe:

[lordvektra]

HAHAHAHA so true :hehe:

[taranaki]

Where's Oz? he's slipping.....




30th November,2001....posted by DVS.


ME=

[Jimster]

Originally posted by taranaki
Where's Oz? he's slipping.....




30th November,2001....posted by DVS.


ME=

Bored with life? :finger:

[taranaki]

Originally posted by Jimster


Bored with life? :finger:

been giving it 118%?

[suzymatt]

yeah oz has been givin it 118%, 118% left handed neway! it'll take more than a busted hand 2 stop him.

[Jimster]

Originally posted by taranaki


been giving it 118%?

Stop talking complete and utter 103%

[Suislide]

Originally posted by suzymatt
yeah oz has been givin it 118%, 118% left handed neway! it'll take more than a busted hand 2 stop him.

he's gotta switch-hit now, eh? :hehehe:

[Damien]

The real question...did you do this yourself? Good stuff!!!



Can we get anymore??? 200%?

[drklver]

where u guys come up with the time to
figure out this 103% ill never know.
lol

[freakray]

My boss gives his boss 221% every day