Just call me the Crimebuster

[Toksin]

So, I'm just chillaxing at the door of my work lookin outside keeping an eye on a gorgeous 993RS that had parked there - I was waiting for the guy to pull away so I could enjoy the sound.

Anyway, I look back the other way and in front of Gamesman (a shop that sells only video games) there's a BMX lying on the ground...and this shady looking punk sneaks up, checks out the inside of Gamesman and grabs the bike...I thought "the fuck? You better not be stealing that", but I figured he was just playing a prank on one of his mates in the shop, I mean, no one's dumb enough to steal a bike in the middle of town in broad daylight.

I was wrong.

A few minutes later one of the shop employees and another kid come out and look around, talking to a few people, asking them questions. I thought "FUCK!". The little runt who stole the bike goes up to them and talks to them as well, then they start crossing over to where I work. I walk up to them and asked em what was going on (to confirm) and then told 'em both that the guy they just talked to was the one who swiped the bike. They went back and talked to him, he claimed some RSB's (some Samoan shithead streetgang) took the bike.

The two guys came back to my work, rang the police, a few minutes later a car turned up. They talked to the owner, and went and found the little runt who took the bike. Apparently he put up a bit of a fight but finally took them to the bike; but was still denying he took it. I saw the owner ride around, gave him the thumbs up, and smiled. A few minutes later saw the cops stick the guy in a patrol car and drive off. The owner came back and told me that they had arrested him for not cooperating.

Long story short: Citizens 1 Shithead 0. Dude got his bike back, moron got arrested, all is well.

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*edit*Thanks Boingo!*edit*

[SuPeRcAr_MaN]

... Gives ya a warm and fuzzy feeling inside.

[ChopinPorkChop]

datatata data data.. toksin to save the day good job

[boingo82]

Originally posted by Toksin
... there's a BMW lying on the ground...

BMX??

Good job though...guess we'll have to change your title from Spambuster.

[Jimster]

Nice Work Toksin- but I don't care about your crimebusting exploits- let's hear more about the Porsche

[taranaki]

bicycle owners rejoice



I give you your new super-hero!

[Oz]

Was wondering about the txt about the 993RS. Good story though.

[BigJustinZ28]

lol , stupid little punks piss me off , I'm gonna get a tazer and whenever I see one "trying" to act tough im gonna fry his little ass till he shits himself and calls for him mommy. I live in a tourist town and somehow those little thug wannabe shits still pop up. Its a moron epidemic.

[drklver]

little punks always tryin to steal shit! if u had not have done that he might have gone after your stereo the next day, shit good job

bigjustin-get em!!! bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!:shocked:

[freakray]

All those years livin' in sunny SA musta taught you summin then Dave?

[tonioseven]

Toksin's tha man !!!