your mission: make this funny

[whiteracer]

This is what is at the end of our emails at work. If we click the box this is displayed. Mine is currently off until i make it humorous. Can someone change it up a bit, but not too much so that everyone notices:

This transmission is intended for the sole use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. Said transmission may contain information that is privileged, confidential or otherwise protected by both FEDERAL and STATE law. Any dissemination, distribution or transmission of this information is strictly prohibited. If you received this email communication in error, please notify our office immediately by telephone so that remedial measures may be taken to properly direct this correspondence.

[SiRI]

cant you do it yourself?

[Jay!]

Originally posted by whiteracer
This transmission is intended for the sole use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. Said transmission may contain information that is privileged, confidential or otherwise protected by both FEDERAL and STATE law. Any incrimination, distribution or excretion of this information is strictly prohibited. If you received this email communication in eros, please notify our office immediately by gramophone so that re-dial measures may be taken to properly direct this contraceptive.

[Toksin]

LOL Jay!
I'll go overboard.

TH15 +r4NSMi551oN i5 iN+3nD3d ph0R Th3 5OLe u5E oF teH 1nd1V1DU4L 0r 3ntI+Y +o wH1Ch 1T 1S aDDR355ED. s@id +r4N$m1551on M4y C0n+4iN 1NPHORmA+10N THaT i5 pRIviL393d, CONPH1D3N+I4L OR o+HERW15E pR0+eC+ed by B0TH pHed3R@l AND $+@t3 L@W. @nY di$S3min4TI0n, d15+Ri8u+I0n OR TR4N5M1$51ON 0Ph +HI$ INpHOrM@t10N i5 5+r1cTLY PR0HI8it3D. 1F J00 rECe1V3D +HIS eM4IL C0MmUN1C4+10N in 3rRor, pLe@53 n0+iPHy oUr opHF1Ce 1mm3D1@+3LY 8Y t3L3PH0N3 5o THA+ Rem3Di4L M345uR3S M4Y 8e +4KEn t0 PRopeRly dIr3C+ +HI5 c0Rr35PoNd3nCe.

more subtle one to follow...

[taranaki]

Never mind the mission,priority orders are to stop this thread from plummeting like a stone onto page 2! Gimme 24 hrs to come up with something,I'm 2F'IN TIRED right now.

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by taranaki
Never mind the mission,priority orders are to stop this thread from plummeting like a stone onto page 2! Gimme 24 hrs to come up with something,I'm 2F'IN TIRED right now.

Mission: FAILED :finger:

[drklver]

LOL JAY, TOKSIN!!! NAKI BETTER COME UP WITH SOMTHIN GOOD!!!