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Old 05-15-2003, 01:22 PM
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Fast Yugo

An old joke that I hope is not a repost.

A man was driving along in his beat up old Yugo, when suddenly it
broke down. He was parked on the side of the road trying fix it, when
a Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help.

After a few minutes the two men obviously weren't going to get the
old car going again, so the Jaguar driver offered to tow the
Yugo to the nearest garage.

A few minutes later the two had hitched up the old Yugo to the
Jaguar, and they agreed that if the Jaguar driver was going too fast,
the man should blow his horn and flash his lights to get him to slow down.

With that the two men got into their cars and the Jaguar driver started
to pull away with the Yugo behind it.

At the first traffic light, a Ferrari pulled up beside the Jaguar and
started to rev his engine. As soon as the light turned green the
Ferrari and the Jaguar hit their accelerators and took off.
Before long the cars were racing at over 120 mph.

As the cars sped along, they passed through a police speed trap.
The officer couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the three cars go by,
and he decided that he couldn't catch them all by himself, so he
decided to radio for help: "You won't believe what I just saw!
I saw a Ferrari and a Jaguar doing 120 mph side by side,
and a beat up old Yugo behind them flashing his lights and
blowing his horn trying to get by!"
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Old 05-17-2003, 01:30 PM
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I've never heard that one before - good one
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Old 05-19-2003, 04:12 PM
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lol !!! funny one !!!
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Old 05-23-2003, 03:47 PM
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that's a classic

good one :hehe:
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lol thats a great one

(a yugo shakes when your going 90km)
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Most Humorous.
I have heard a similar version, involving a rusted beetle, 2 Ferraris and a drunk, but still very funny.
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Old 11-09-2003, 03:25 AM
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Re: Fast Yugo

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Most Humorous.
I have heard a similar version, involving a rusted beetle, 2 Ferraris and a drunk, but still very funny.
Lay off the beetles... light weight+ rwd= excellent drag racing playform.
http://www.draglist.com/Movies/Clips/clydwhbig.asf :
By far not the fastest either.
Although it isnt rusty.
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