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#1
05-14-2003, 04:42 PM
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Hey guys!
Whats up? i just came across this board and i have been reading through all the pages all day, i love it! so i just registered, i'll be a regular here from now on. lol.
anyways, u guys do a great job helping each other and stuff and i hope i can help/be helped as well. later guys! 
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Fortune Favours The Brave.......and people who drive V6's.  1994 Chevy Lumina Z34 3.4L DOHC V6 210HP 215FT/LB Torque 
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#2
05-14-2003, 05:33 PM
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Hey, welcome to the board. Hope you enjoy it.
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Ignore the user name! 2007 Honda Civic Si, Taffeta White -Injen CAI -DC Sports Race Header -Megan Racing Cat-back Exhaust -TWM SS -shifter base & cable bushings patiently waiting for k-pro..
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#4
05-15-2003, 12:09 AM
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Welcome to the boards Coconut. u got any stories to add?
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#5
05-15-2003, 02:41 AM
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Yea coconut tell us a story, the easiest way to fit in here is to just tell everybody how you beat a car that is 2 seconds faster in the 1/4 mile, trust me this is a common occurence here.
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......or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.
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#6
05-15-2003, 08:54 AM
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Welcome Brody! Looking forward to it! CLick!
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   R.I.P. "Mama (my Z)" . . . But now we have the VR-4 #683/2000 "Dude, You fucking passed the test, but just barely, wanna know what you got?...F+......CLICK!" -Tenacious D(Jack BLack)- "Official Moron Crew Founder!"
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#7
05-15-2003, 09:21 AM
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05-15-2003, 03:15 PM
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Welcome to AF, and nice car!
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2000 Nissan Maxima SE, autotragic, sterling mist My Max: Getting smoked by boosted cars since 2004  2004 AF award winner: longest time period w/o posting an actual street racing story Quote:
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#9
05-16-2003, 04:43 AM
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Re: Hey guys!
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#10
05-16-2003, 09:44 AM
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haha im new here too and thats all i have noticed lol
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#12
05-16-2003, 05:22 PM
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Welcome to our little corner of AF
Good to see another Canadian, especially with a fine German car Do you have anything done with it aside from the Dinan chip? I assume that's your car in your avatar.
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 Connor - Porsche Nazi since 2001, VW defiler since 2004  This here's a Fabrication forum!  My lugnut requires more torque than your LS1 makes.
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#13
05-21-2003, 12:42 PM
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hey! sorry i havent replied guys, ive been camping this weekend. but sadly i do not have any stories for you guys......YET. i just got my car a few weeks ago and i havent had time to race or anything like that.
but soon as i do, i will be sure to let you know.
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Fortune Favours The Brave.......and people who drive V6's. 1994 Chevy Lumina Z34 3.4L DOHC V6 210HP 215FT/LB Torque
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