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Old 05-10-2003, 04:54 PM
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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk

- Indubitably

- Innovative

- Preliminary

- Proliferation

- Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

- Specificity

- Cogito ergo sum

- British Constitution

- Passive-aggressive disorder

- Loquacious

- Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

- Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

- Nope, no more booze for me

- Sorry, but you're not really my type

- No kebab for me, thank you

- Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

- I'm not interested in fighting you.

- Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!


hopefully not a repost...ain't been on here for a while so don't really know if it is.....
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Old 05-10-2003, 05:02 PM
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LMAO!!!!:hehehe: :hehehe: :evillaugh
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Old 05-10-2003, 05:06 PM
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Euhm, yep, it's difficult *burp.

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Old 05-10-2003, 05:12 PM
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I think I'll save this post so I can try and read those words when I'm drunk on Tuesday.
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I'm not as thunk as dreople pink I am
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Take me drunk, I'm home again!
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Talking coherently, what about just walking without falling down. Now *theres* a challenge. And saying no more booze; thats not a problem; once you cant drink anything just standing up, then, its time to stop.
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Old 05-11-2003, 04:11 PM
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well since oz isnt saying anything i guess its safe to say "not a repost"
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Old 05-11-2003, 04:37 PM
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I can't help thinking that Oz gets very....:o ..excited....:o ....when he spots a repost.

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REPISSOFFTARANAKI!

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Stop shouting,you'll wake up your brain cell.:finger: :finger: :finger:
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roflmao... what the hell??!!!

things that are impossible NOT to say while drunk

-i love you
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AF 0wnz!!!:ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper Just Imagine having an Oz, Taranaki, and "Pirate" Toksin at every job?! f****n' :smoka: :smoka: :smoka:
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LOL you guys are great, I wouldn’t laugh near as much everyday if it wasn’t for AF
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