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Old 05-10-2003, 03:20 AM
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Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other to say "AWESOME DUDE!"

Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A. Homeless

Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A. 3 days!

Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
A. Officer!

Q. How does a snowboard instructor meet his group?
A. He rides into them!

Q. How many skiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten, one to screw it in and the other 9 to stand around saying "Nice turn, nice turn, nice turn........."

Q. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one - he holds it while the mountain revolves around him

Q. What's the difference between God and a ski instructor?
A. God doesn't think he's a ski instructor.

Q. How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. "None, ve scvrew in ze jaccusi you!"

And a couple for the lifties:

Q. How many lifties does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None - we just call maintenance!

Q. Why do lifties only get half a hour lunch break?
A. Because any longer and they need to be retrained!

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Old 05-10-2003, 03:36 AM
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Just found more:

Q: How does a snowboarder introduce himself?
A: Sorry Dude!

Q: What do you call a snowboarder in a suit?
A: The defendant

Q: What's the difference between a snowboarder and a vaccuum cleaner?
A: The way the dirtbag is attached
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Old 05-10-2003, 10:19 AM
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uh-oh snowie will be mad












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Old 05-10-2003, 12:10 PM
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so will Iketani!!



jk. those were funny, even though most of us snowboarders aren't really like that.
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Telemark >> Alpine > Snowboard

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Q: What's the difference between a snowboarder and a vaccuum cleaner?
A: The way the dirtbag is attached
meh, heard the same one cept it was for Harleys. pretty funny though, I only got to go boarding once this year
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Dude, those were so harsh dude.:silly2:
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LOL, i ski, but all of the people i go with snowboard, so its like, you guys want to go sking? they always say no, then they say, you want to ski while we snowboard?

ahh, thats always funny.
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Note to self. Learn to snowboard.

I guess the motivation is so low because I'm not much of a winter person...
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I'm not much of a winter person...
Why am I not surprised

Don't worry Dave, neither am I
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Note to self. Learn to snowboard.

I guess the motivation is so low because I'm not much of a winter person...

dont worry Mrs. Susan, its not as hard as it looks.
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Telemark >> Alpine > Snowboard

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All Mountain > Big Air > Freestyle > j00!!!!!
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