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Old 11-01-2001, 01:23 PM
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The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team's performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favored to win nationals easily. Penelope, a sixteen-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says,

"Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest."

"What!" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does it go?"

She replies, "Down to my balls. That's something else I want to talk to you about."













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Could be worse. For example...

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.













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Old 11-03-2001, 01:18 PM
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Could be worse. For example...

one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

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Could be worse. For example...

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

That is wacked!

What one got charged?
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