Poetry Lovers unite

[Oz]

POEM # 1
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your @ss

POEM # 2
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother f@rker to put me down

POEM # 3
Kissing is a habit
F@rking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a wh*re
This never wouldn't have happened

Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

POEM # 7
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his d!ck, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we f@rked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the **** I'd be in.

POEM # 8
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration

Blow me,
Suck me,
F@rk me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

(added) Poem #13
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak D!ck...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!

(added)

Poem #14
Guys are like parking spots...
the good ones are always taken...
and the ones that are available,
are either handicapped or too far away!! *Dar n

[Vyacheslav]

love those

[tonioseven]

Ah, the modern classics!