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Old 05-05-2003, 07:49 PM
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Two little kids....

"Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to
> > each
> > other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,
> > "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I am in here to get
> > my
> > tonsils out, and I am a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've
> > got
> > nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you
> > to
> > sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of ice cream and
> > Jell-O. It's a
> > breeze.
> >
> > The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid
> > says, "A Circumcision." And the second kid says, "WHOA, Good luck
> > buddy, I had that done when I was born, couldn't walk for a year!
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:51 PM
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meh wasn that funne ...... u have disturbed me in an unpleasent way... i must go now, mother will be mad
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who circumcises their kids when they are over four?
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portuguese to not get it done till 18 lol my bro didnt walk for months
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u have disturbed me in an unpleasent way... i must go now, mother will be mad
ahaha wtf.

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but you're right, that was not funny. at all.
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:20 PM
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ahaha wtf.

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judge, please remove that picture. it is completely disturbing and it makes me nauseous
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judge, please remove that picture. it is completely disturbing and it makes me nauseous
take it like a man and try not to cry.
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damn man i think that both me and ally would hate it if i had 2 get mine done when i turned 18
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