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05-05-2003, 03:07 PM
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Attn: YogsVR4
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!" He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash too!" "We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us." 
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#5
05-05-2003, 04:31 PM
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hahaha
 nice
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05-05-2003, 07:37 PM
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That's great
 Definately one of the better jokes Ive read on here.
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05-06-2003, 08:35 AM
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The ending is so typical, but I wasn't expecting it. I was expecting some long winded answer. In other words, it was a good laugh
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