On the sixth day HE created Canada...

[blazee]

On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."

[Selectron]

Chuckle, chuckle. I won't make it in this lifetime but if I'm ever reincarnated then I'd want to emigrate to Canada; I'd choose a spot with baking hot summers and spectacular, snow-filled winters. I feel privileged to have been born English and I do love Britain but the damp, chilly greyness of the place is just too depressing. Yep, it'll be Canada for me in my next life.

[MagicRat]

Originally Posted by blazee

"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."

We are cursed, CURSED I tell you, by our pesky neighbours..........























those no-good Danes in Greenland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Muscletang]

Canada? I've heard that name before. Isn't it the U.S.'s biggest national park and tourist attraction?