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Sports Quotes
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd

"Are you any relation to your brother Marv?"
- Basketball player Leon Wood to announcer Steve Albert

"It's almost like we have ESPN."
- Magic Johnson, on how well he and James Worthy work together.

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an
uncle or an aunt."
- Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining
to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982.

"Tom."
- Tom Nissalke, New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966.

"I'll always be Number 1 to myself."
- Moses Malone

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
- Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the
kids to copulate me.
- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model













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Re: Sports Quotes
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"Tom."
- Tom Nissalke, New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966.
Hah, I love smart ass comments like that
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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
- Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the
kids to copulate me.
- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model
bahahahahahaha~! LMAO! I gotta look up some Yogi Berra quotes now...
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bahahahahahaha~! LMAO! I gotta look up some Yogi Berra quotes now...
He's the ultimate in goofy quotes. "When you come to a fork in the road - take it"













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my favorite:

"DA BEARS"
Mike Ditka (sp)

i'm sure you've all heard it
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He's the ultimate in goofy quotes. "When you come to a fork in the road - take it"
bahahaha definitely... ::searches for more::
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"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.

hahaha.... i HATE shaq. he's such a moron.
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Some of these guys are a few cans short of a six pack...
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nobody has heard... mike ditka say DAA BEARS???
they used to always make fun of it on Saturday night live.... they made chris farley play mike ditka, and with the hugest accent (boston i think) he'd talk about football, but he says DA BARES
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LOL!! I remember now!!!

I'm just trying to remember where I've heard it...DA BARES, DA BARES.

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Da Bulls~!
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That was a great SNL skit.
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That was a great SNL skit.
yes saturn!! somebody knows it

that's like what everybody knows mike ditka for, hehe him sayin DA BARES
instead of the bears
hehe
SNL is so much better than Mad TV.... Mad TV is horrible
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Mad TV and SNL both are pretty pathetic. The comercials show more creativity then those losers.













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i saw one of those skits. pretty funny stuff. chris farley kept getting heart attacks and started pounding on his chest :silly2: :silly2: all better now...

DA BEARS!
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