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#1
08-10-2002, 05:51 PM
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well...I laughed at this one!
There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to forward her request, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll page down.) What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!! Now get back to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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08-10-2002, 09:46 PM
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Okay... try this...
Two guys play chess. They play five games.
They win three games. How?
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08-10-2002, 09:53 PM
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Y'know I was thinking, why didn't her husband just come shopping with her??
 HONEST!!!! I really was 
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08-10-2002, 10:21 PM
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Re: Okay... try this...
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08-10-2002, 10:34 PM
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Re: Okay... try this...
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naki: hehehe... I really did see that one coming!!! :flash: :flash:
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08-10-2002, 10:51 PM
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Re: Re: Okay... try this...
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08-12-2002, 10:54 AM
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Sneaky indeed.:finger:
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