-
Grand Future Air Dried Fresh Beef Dog Food
Air Dried Dog Food | Fresh Beef

Carnivore Diet for Dogs

Go Back   Automotive Forums Car Chat > Coffee Break (Off-Topic) > COMPLETELY off-topic
Register FAQ Community
COMPLETELY off-topic Talk about anything other than cars. But you can't be mad and angry in this forum!
Reply Show Printable Version Show Printable Version | Subscription Subscribe to this Thread
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 08-10-2002, 05:51 PM
taranaki's Avatar
taranaki taranaki is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 16,048
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Talking well...I laughed at this one!

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to forward her request, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

(Please scroll page down.)











































What were you thinking?

Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!! Now get back to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 08-10-2002, 08:31 PM
YogsVR4's Avatar
YogsVR4 YogsVR4 is offline
Funding the welfare state
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 17,795
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Send a message via AIM to YogsVR4
Sneaky bastard!













__________________
Resistance Is Futile (If < 1ohm)
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 08-10-2002, 09:46 PM
replicant_008's Avatar
replicant_008 replicant_008 is offline
AF Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 1,229
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Okay... try this...

Two guys play chess. They play five games.
They win three games.

How?
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 08-10-2002, 09:53 PM
Jimster's Avatar
Jimster Jimster is offline
Here for the pussy, man.
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 11,879
Thanks: 0
Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts
Send a message via ICQ to Jimster Send a message via AIM to Jimster Send a message via Yahoo to Jimster
Y'know I was thinking, why didn't her husband just come shopping with her??



HONEST!!!! I really was
__________________
Check out my Pride and joy in AF- and discuss your favourite Alfa Romeo

2007 Audi A4 3.0 TDI Le Mans
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 08-10-2002, 10:21 PM
YellowMaranello's Avatar
YellowMaranello YellowMaranello is offline
AF Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,228
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Send a message via AIM to YellowMaranello
Re: Okay... try this...

Quote:
Originally posted by replicant_008
Two guys play chess. They play five games.
They win three games.

How?
They didn't play with each other.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 08-10-2002, 10:34 PM
speediva's Avatar
speediva speediva is offline
AF Fanatic
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 9,253
Thanks: 110
Thanked 46 Times in 43 Posts
Send a message via AIM to speediva Send a message via Yahoo to speediva
Re: Okay... try this...

Quote:
Originally posted by replicant_008
Two guys play chess. They play five games.
They win three games.

How?
Who is "they"???


naki: hehehe... I really did see that one coming!!! :flash: :flash:
__________________
Like a boy - but BETTER!

2005 Subaru Forester 2.5X
1997 Honda Civic EX Coupe

Inform yourself:
AF User Guidelines
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 08-10-2002, 10:51 PM
Jimster's Avatar
Jimster Jimster is offline
Here for the pussy, man.
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 11,879
Thanks: 0
Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts
Send a message via ICQ to Jimster Send a message via AIM to Jimster Send a message via Yahoo to Jimster
Re: Re: Okay... try this...

Quote:
Originally posted by saturntangerine


Who is "they"???


naki: hehehe... I really did see that one coming!!! :flash: :flash:
see :finger: :finger:
__________________
Check out my Pride and joy in AF- and discuss your favourite Alfa Romeo

2007 Audi A4 3.0 TDI Le Mans
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 08-12-2002, 03:08 AM
tazdev's Avatar
tazdev tazdev is offline
I'm still here
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,630
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
woah you got me with that one Mr T.

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 08-12-2002, 04:10 AM
Ssom's Avatar
Ssom Ssom is offline
AF Fanatic
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 4,232
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via ICQ to Ssom Send a message via AIM to Ssom
Quote:
Originally posted by tazdev
woah you got me with that one Mr T.

Same here
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 08-12-2002, 07:35 AM
ragt20's Avatar
ragt20 ragt20 is offline
AF Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,778
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to ragt20
sneaky bugger
__________________

Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 08-12-2002, 10:54 AM
DVSNCYNIKL's Avatar
DVSNCYNIKL DVSNCYNIKL is offline
R.I.P. DAD 3/25/11
 
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 6,253
Thanks: 10
Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts
Send a message via ICQ to DVSNCYNIKL Send a message via AIM to DVSNCYNIKL Send a message via Yahoo to DVSNCYNIKL
Sneaky indeed.:finger:
__________________
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 08-12-2002, 11:29 AM
Polygon's Avatar
Polygon Polygon is offline
The Red Baron
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 7,823
Thanks: 1
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Send a message via MSN to Polygon Send a message via Skype™ to Polygon
Yes, you crafty. . . . .
Reply With Quote
 
Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Ok this one should get a good laugh jgilley345 COMPLETELY off-topic 5 07-31-2006 11:03 PM
tired of people....well 1 kind....FAT ONES...... Chiquae07 Stress Release 24 06-10-2006 12:15 AM
Laugh @ This Guy! taranaki COMPLETELY off-topic 17 05-12-2003 02:55 PM
gotta laugh at this one! 99maxse Nissan Cefiro | Nissan Maxima | Infiniti I30 | Infiniti I35 9 02-27-2003 08:21 PM
CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!this one not the other one please Pennzoil GT-R COMPLETELY off-topic 9 11-26-2002 02:23 AM

Reply

POST REPLY TO THIS THREAD

Go Back   Automotive Forums Car Chat > Coffee Break (Off-Topic) > COMPLETELY off-topic


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:33 AM.

Community Participation Guidelines | How to use your User Control Panel

Powered by: vBulletin | Copyright Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
 
 
no new posts