W...T...F... The OT Thread v1.03.32.45

[VR43000GT]

Long story short, last night I caught a guy trying to steal my grill off the front porch but by the time I got outside he was gone. Later that night, (I would assume it was the same person) someone threw a rock at my windshield on the SL...the VR4 was in the garage.

The rock used:





And some more random pics of the VR4 lol:

[BeZerK2112]

Find him and throw the rock at his nuts!

[AMGalltheway]

No find him light the rock on fire then throw it at his nuts.

[CassiesMan]

I've always found that grill theives respond well to Winchester Ranger T or Remington Golden Saber, unless your shooting the Europellet, then you may want to look into Gold Dot Speers.

[Polygon]

Bird shot is always a great deterrent as well, they just have shitty range and accuracy.

[VR43000GT]

Ehh, I was thinking about some foot traps with an electric current running through them. After catching one I would pull up a seat, make a cocktail, and enjoy the show.

[BeZerK2112]

Or better... Just rig a bomb to the audio aleart system of a alarm. When it goes off so does the thief! Then you can say they were rigging a bomb to your car and blew themselves up in the process. Go on and on about why anyone would want you dead. The insurance company will pay out to replace the car... Make yourself the victim!

[BeZerK2112]

For some reason I thought you were talking about the gill of your car... Which never made sense because you have a 3000GTs that dont really have grills. But for anyone in the future, the bomb alarm idea is top notch for your car!

[MZR_47]

That is pretty sadistic...

Me like.

[Polygon]

Rigging it to the BBQ only makes it more convenient.

It's PERFECT!

[VR43000GT]

Lol, internet badass. Seemingly a dime a dozen these days. It's cute how they get in a frenzy when they are banned.

And you are right, I should just keep my grill in the living room. Have fun on your quest.

[MZR_47]

What is with the Cobalt haters lately?? Outlaw apparently thinks the LSJ is not as fast or reliable as a 1g DSM??

oh boy.... I have been missing out!

I love watching people like this slowly bleed away any dignity they had left.

[vectorspecialist]

maybe off the line with one's equiped with awd.

i started reading this thread b/c of the reason it was created, and i must say...it's an epic fail. just a failure, i was hoping for mose more laughs, but no, but all hopes were crushed.


fail.

[Polygon]

Well, if this doesn't make you laugh, then you've got issues.

[-The Stig-]

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