quickie joke.

[spaminator]

yes i would tell everybody.

[drewh4386]

Oh yeah
why did the man give the stripper $100 in monopoly money?




fake money for fake boobs. not really


now answer my question above.

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by spaminator

This guy wants to have sex with a hundred dollar whore. But the rules of the whorehouse say that you have to go from the 25 50 75 then the 100 dollar whore. The guy says alright and gets on it. with 25 dollar whore the sex is alright but he get's hungry when he's done and goes into the kitchen and grabs a tomato out of the fridge-being the only thing in there- and eats it. He turns around and the whore slaps the shit out of him. he's like WTF but goes on. And this keeps happening until he gets to the $100 whore and the sex is just great. After many hours he's hungry and finishes off the rest of the tomatos. The whores gang up on him and beat the shit out of him. He gets up and asks the 100 whore and says "WTF I'm hungry after sex and the only thing you have in the fridge is tomatos."
and the whore says "those weren't tomatos those were last weeks abortions"

Get some help man.

[drewh4386]

Originally Posted by spaminator

yes i would tell everybody.

Dammmm you!!!

I need another answer

[spaminator]

i did and it didn't work

[Nicole8188]

Originally Posted by drewh4386

I have one.
"if you were to go camping and when you woke up the next morning and your ass/pussy (for girl or guy joke) was sore like you were raped, would you tell someone?"

somebody answer the question.

i've heard that.

"No."
"Wanna go camping?"

[spaminator]

why do you want to go camping

[spaminator]

why did the baby cross the road?






it was stapled to the chicken

[drewh4386]

Does Anybody want to go camping with me?? Please?!?!!!11!(n00b) lol...

[spaminator]

only if there's plenty of KY

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by Nicole8188

"Wanna go camping?"

If you really want to, sure.


What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?
You walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How do you kill an Indian chief?
You hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Did you hear that Ellen died?
She was found face down in Rikki Lake.

[drewh4386]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

.

Did you hear that Ellen died?
She was found face down in Rikki Lake.

you sure that wasn't "deepthroat?"

[Nicole8188]

This joke is kind of long, but it's funny.

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"

The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"

The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by Nicole8188

This joke is kind of long, but it's funny.

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"

The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"

The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."

I've heard it before but I die every single time I hear it.

[Nicole8188]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

I've heard it before but I die every single time I hear it.

Me too. I think that ranks up there as my favorite joke.