quickie joke.

[Muscletang]

Since everybody on here has something about telling really nasty jokes does everybody want me to throw mine in?

[spaminator]

go right ahead

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by spaminator

go right ahead

On second thought I won't.

[Nicole8188]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

On second thought I won't.

Oh no, you can't just say "I've got a dirty joke," and then not post.

[drewh4386]

2 women walk into a bar.
you would have thought one of them would have seen it!!11!!!!!11!!111!! (n00b)

ha ha ah ha taht wsa a godo jkoe.

No really

why did the car goe to the gas station?



be it needed stationed gas. ted:

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by Nicole8188

Oh no, you can't just say "I've got a dirty joke," and then not post.

Dirty? No. Sick? Yes

Besides, what little of a good reputation I have on here I'd like to keep.

[drewh4386]

You want a sick bad joke? I have plenty of those.

[Nicole8188]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

Dirty? No. Sick? Yes

Besides, what little of a good reputation I have on here I'd like to keep.

I'm dying in crappy jokes. You better post it. Like you care about reps.

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by Nicole8188

Like you care about reps.

True. I could care less what you people think.

Don't anybody say I didn't warn you.

Two gay guys were on a sofa having sex. The guy in the back said he had to go to the bathroom and not for his partner to cum without him. So the guy goes to the bathroom and comes back out. He sees cum all over the sofa, walls, floor, ect. He yells, "I thought I told you not to cum without me!?!" The guy answers, "I didn't, I farted."

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Two guys were camping out in the woods for a couple of weeks together and after a couple of days they were getting pissed at each other. Finally they decided they would go hiking for a day to get away from each other. One said he'd go east and the other would go west. The next day they headed out and that night they came back to camp and talked about their day.
The guy who went east said he came across a lake and he went swimming and got a nice tan as he rested on the sandy shore.
The guy who went west talked how he found a girl on a rail road track tied up and how he freed her. He said they had sex in every way you could imagine and it was awesome.
The guy who went east said, "wow! sounds like your day was much better than mine. so how was 69 with her?"
The guy replied, "don't know, couldn't find her head."

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A trucker was in a small town for a few days and really needed some. He went to a local bar and asked what girl was the best lay for the cheapest. The bartender said, "on the corner of main street is a 60 year old lady. she's old but she's the best money can buy."
The truck goes and gets her and they go to a hotel room. They start but the trucker doesn't find it all that great. He tells the woman and she goes into the bathroom. She's in there for 5, then 10, then 20, and finally 30 minutes before she comes back out and is finished.
The trucker was speechless as it was the best sex ever. He tells the woman, "that was the greatest ever, I must know why were you in the bathroom so long and how do you do it?"
The woman replies, "I was just scartching some blisters until they busted."

[spaminator]

I've heard all of those.

[drewh4386]

baaaaaaaaaarrrrrffffffff :uke:

[Nicole8188]

hahahahahaha, those weren't that bad.

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by Nicole8188

hahahahahaha, those weren't that bad.

I don't see how they couldn't be. I felt myself getting sick at my stomach as I typed them.

[drewh4386]

I have one.
"if you were to go camping and when you woke up the next morning and your ass/pussy (for girl or guy joke) was sore like you were raped, would you tell someone?"

somebody answer the question.

[spaminator]

This guy wants to have sex with a hundred dollar whore. But the rules of the whorehouse say that you have to go from the 25 50 75 then the 100 dollar whore. The guy says alright and gets on it. with 25 dollar whore the sex is alright but he get's hungry when he's done and goes into the kitchen and grabs a tomato out of the fridge-being the only thing in there- and eats it. He turns around and the whore slaps the shit out of him. he's like WTF but goes on. And this keeps happening until he gets to the $100 whore and the sex is just great. After many hours he's hungry and finishes off the rest of the tomatos. The whores gang up on him and beat the shit out of him. He gets up and asks the 100 whore and says "WTF I'm hungry after sex and the only thing you have in the fridge is tomatos."
and the whore says "those weren't tomatos those were last weeks abortions"