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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)

His watch indicated he had been awake for over 36 hours at this point. He decided to check in to a hotel for a couple of days to sleep. When he woke up, ....
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He found his replace ment for 2f2f roman peirce sleeping next to him and said...
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man that was some great sex! then he rolled over and. . .
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man that was some great sex! then he rolled over and. . .
... and saw -Jayson- lying next to him. Thats when Vin said...
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That's a baby dick! Jayson replies...
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Ok... thats enough...lets keep it cleaner...

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Don't get this locked people.

Anyway, back to the clean story.
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"Is this the set? When am I on??" Roman told him that he was just confused, that it was cool and thank God there were two beds, because he'd had a nasty dream. Vin shrugged on his jacket and went to buy a new tricycle. Then he went looking for HighOctane. They had unfinished business.....
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"Is this the set? When am I on??" Roman told him that he was just confused, that it was cool and thank God there were two beds, because he'd had a nasty dream. Vin shrugged on his jacket and went to buy a new tricycle. Then he went looking for HighOctane. They had unfinished business.....

Meanwhile, HighOctane was in his driveway. Its warm and sunny day and he felt it was a good time to wash his trikey. Thats where Vin found him and thats when...
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Vin asked "that thing got NOS?"
High Octane replied "No Vin, It's got mad quik VTEC and..."
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They both lined up their trikes, and Vin says..first one to the stop sign and back wins. They took off when all of a sudden.....
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A fat woman (no offence oversized people) starts crossing the street so Vin decides to...
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Johnny Tran comes up in his super modded out trike 2000 with the new iVtec technology. Johnny Tran then looks at Vin with a glare, and says...
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