Cow tipping?

[Damien]

if you did it right.. if it was just regular cow tipping, maybe not. but the next time im out,ill do it. gives me a good reason to buy that new recorder anyways!

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Shit if there was a cow nearby i would call some of my friends and put my new dv camcorder to work.

a cow is a cow and a bull is a bull. B is for balls C is for cunt.

I would love to see video of someone bull-tipping. The bull would fuck shit up real quick. Watch out for those horns.

[SLoe]

Originally Posted by Damien

um, bulls aren't cows.....and yes, cows charge.

Damn right cows charge, my wife's aunt got killed by a cow! They don't need horns, because they weigh 1000 f*ing pounds (or more). So, yeah take more than one person (use a truck) and make sure you get it on camera, because I haven't seen anyone tip a cow since like 91 or so.

[G-man422]

Originally Posted by -Jayson-

seriously would someone make a video of cow tipping, i swear it would become famous over night on the internet

Its true! I would, but there arnt any cows neer me. that vid would be AWESOME!

[SLoe]

^I was just joking. I have never seen anyone pull it off. It's kind of like going snipe hunting, only snipes won't kill you. For all you would be cow tippers, BE CAREFULL!!!!!!! Unless you do use a truck, that cow is NOT GOING DOWN!!!!

[Damien]

^Did you not read any of this? You don't need a truck and it's not that dangerous, if you tipping dairy cows. Beef cows, then I'd be a bit more careful.

[-Josh-]

Cow tipping is not dangerous.

[Damien]

It can be. if there's a bull near by or a cow with horns. Shit, my cousin got pinned by a cow. Funniest thing ever, but if the horns didn't, probably be one less cousin. Besides, if you're not smart about anything, shit can happen. Darwin Awards were made for a reason.

[G-man422]

Originally Posted by loeman

Unless you do use a truck, that cow is NOT GOING DOWN!!!!

Um, are you challenging me? Cuz I can tip a cow w/out a truck my friend. I am the COW TIP MASTER!!

[vwracer14]

normaly there wont be a bull around because they keep bulls in the other pins.they only put bulls in with the cows so they can breed.then they take the bulls out so they wont kill the babies.even if they have the bulls in with the cows they still put them in a pin by themselfs so the bull wont breed with the other cow.so unless you go to a feild were someone just has a bunch of cows just to say he has them,your probably safe

[SLoe]

Originally Posted by Damien

^Did you not read any of this? You don't need a truck and it's not that dangerous, if you tipping dairy cows. Beef cows, then I'd be a bit more careful.

Yep, I read the whole thing. I don't know about dairy cows, do they have a more gentle disposition? Have you ever tried to get a sick cow to stand up? How do you think you could knock a healthy one down? I live in ARKANSAS, I am surrounded by f-ing cows and f-ing chickens. In my 31 years here, I have never known anyone to succesfully tip a cow. And yes cows are NO LESS dangerous than bulls. Especially when they have calves. People get KILLED by cows (two I personally knew, just last year) more often than bulls IMO, because they aren't scared of cows. I just said be careful. And make sure you get it on camera.

I can't belive I am argueing about cows

[vwracer14]

hey i thought i was designated the cow tipping master

[SLoe]

Originally Posted by G-man422

Um, are you challenging me? Cuz I can tip a cow w/out a truck my friend. I am the COW TIP MASTER!!

Get it on film man. Then I will

[Damien]

[quote=loemanI live in ARKANSAS, I am surrounded by f-ing cows and f-ing chickens. In my 31 years here, I have never known anyone to succesfully tip a cow. =[/quote]

whoop??? my grandfather owns a cattle ranch for beef. So i've been around both, for less than 31 years and we've tipped his, tipped some neighbors, and some dairy cows out some guy's ranch on Retreat. Yes, Christians on retreat tippin cows. Don't ask.

but shit, now i need to round up the usual suspects so we can put this to an end.

[SLoe]

Originally Posted by Damien

whoop??? my grandfather owns a cattle ranch for beef. Yes, Christians on retreat tippin cows. Don't ask.

Then your grandfather doesn't know does he? My grandfather would've beat my ass if he caught me tryin to fuck with his cows.

I gotta ask man. Christians on retreat tippin cows? How many of you does it take?