quickie joke.

[spaminator]

of course not

[drewh4386]

More bad jokes.

Why did the husband use a condom during sex last night?


Because his wife said her car broke down on the other side of town and she made it back with no problem.

[ct91rs]

here's a bad one, but it takes some a long time to get, it's ment as a verbal joke but here goes:

two termites walk into a bar and ask, "where's the bartender"?



















if you don't get it, focus on "bartender"

[drewh4386]

bars aren't tender?

[Nicole8188]

Originally Posted by drewh4386

bars aren't tender?

That's the point. They're asking where it's tender at. Cause they're termites! Come on now? Please tell me that explanation was unnecessary.

[spaminator]

that's really kinda dumb.
If you want a joke to gross people out read this one
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?






pick him up and suck his dick

[honda_racing101]

What the hell?! lmao whatever works for you..lol

[fredjacksonsan]

I was going to be sick and add a couple of links, but I'll just save the mods the trouble of removing them.

[drewh4386]

I remember this one from a long time ago. I will try to tell it the best I can. It is actually good!

A wife is cheating on her husband but little did she know that her husband was coming home early for work. So she hid the man in the closet the son was in the closet also, afraid to come out because of what mommy was doing. THe boy goes "phew, it dark in here." The man says "shhhhh." I'm gonna tell! the man says nooo! DONT! The boy says "I have a baseball bat, want to buy it?" The man agrees as long as the boy says quiet. "100 bucks?" the boy asks. Agreed.

Day 2
A wife is cheating on her husband but little did she know that her husband was coming home early for work. So she hid the man in the closet the son was in the closet also, afraid to come out because of what mommy was doing. The boy goes "phew, it dark in here." The man says "shhhhh." I'm gonna tell! the man says nooo! DONT! The boy says "I have a baseball, want to buy it?" The man agrees as long as the boy says quiet. "50 bucks?" the boy asks. Agreed.

Day 3
A wife is cheating on her husband but little did she know that her husband was coming home early for work. So she hid the man in the closet the son was in the closet also, afraid to come out because of what mommy was doing. THe boy goes "phew, it dark in here." The man says "shhhhh." I'm gonna tell! the man says nooo! DONT! The boy says "I have a baseball glove, want to buy it?" The man agrees as long as the boy says quiet. "100 bucks?" the boy asks.



Day 4
The Dad comes home on time and asks his son if he wants to play baseball. The said he can't because he sold the ball, bat, and glove for money.
The dad goes really? How much?
The boy said "200 bucks!"
The dad said what?!?! that was worth waaay more than that. The stuff was signed by the league all-star.
For your wrong doings, I'm sending you to church.

So the boy goes to church.
Inside the confession room he states "phew its dark in here."

the man goes, "DONT start that shit again."

[ct91rs]

[quote=spaminator]that's really kinda dumb.


I said it was bad. If you tell it to someone, a lot of people wait assuming that there is more to the joke and they just do not get it...

[jswillmon]

**Warning** lauging at the following bad joke might damn your soul to hell!!

What is the diffrence between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?






You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[drewh4386]

YOUR GOING TOOOO HELL and NEVER COMING BACK!!!!111!!!!11(n00b)


j/k

[spaminator]

no the real question is why move them with a pitchfork?





to find the ones that are still alive.

[drewh4386]

NO YOUR GOING TO Hell and hells hell

[spaminator]

no i am after this joke

How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?





nail it's other hand to the floor