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#46
12-25-2004, 06:08 PM
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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
a sasquatch, a mounty, a hockey player, and the simpsons coming off of a bus, he proceded to ...
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#47
12-25-2004, 09:11 PM
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too impatient for 5 posts
drive by, but then he rear ended a gynormous lumberjack who was twice the size of Vin in a Fiat 500. After a short brawl with Vin loosing, he sees his 1966 GTO and jumps in and speeds off. then......
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12-25-2004, 10:29 PM
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Floors it in the gto an trys to pull another fast an furious across the train tracks as a train is comeing at full speed he shifts an...
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12-25-2004, 10:35 PM
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and misses a gear. He cussess, but the car still rolls across the tracks in time. He can't get the car into second gear anymore, so he ...
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12-25-2004, 10:36 PM
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...finds himself dematerializing in the transporter beam of the small alien ship he had stolen earlier.
When he rematerialized, he saw HighOctaneNOSUser at the controls. "We have unfinished business", said HighOctaneNOSUser to Vin. Then, ....
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#51
12-25-2004, 10:46 PM
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HighOctane simply said, "...Eh." And Vin was knocked unconscious by the word. High Octane then flew to...
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12-26-2004, 12:53 AM
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...the mental hospital and took vin with him, so that the doctor can get the ricyness* out of him, the doctor took out his stick and...
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12-26-2004, 01:18 AM
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immediately gave up knowing it was a lost cause. Follwing this...
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12-26-2004, 01:28 AM
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12-26-2004, 01:34 AM
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THe military cracks down on him like they did on Saddam. Guns drawn waiting for Zap to surrender for tresspassing US homeland without permission, zap..........
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12-26-2004, 11:04 AM
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Meh, 4, whatever
 Zap is then beat down with-in an inch of his life, when suddenly....
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12-26-2004, 01:19 PM
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Vin shows up with his F and F crew and their three Black Hondas and then goes to the the trunk and pulls out....
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12-26-2004, 01:49 PM
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Really a Phyllis Diller impersonator, and began to tell bad jokes in a cackling voice. This caused all the officials to fall prone holding their ears.
Zaphod remembered that he was piloting the greatest ship ever constructed, had actually stolen it, and it contained the Infinite Improbability Drive. He activated it, with Eddie's help, and threw the switch. Once the force field created by the IID had faded away, NOShighoctane, Vin, and Zaphod were standing alone in a field. "Thanks", said Vin and NOS. "No problem, man, I hate government", said Zaphod. Then Zaphod took off. Vin and NOS could see two other humans waving from the windows, and a gleaming robot slumped over in one of the command chairs. Vin and Nos looked at each other. NOS said, "Well, how about that race then?" Vin replied, ......
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12-26-2004, 11:05 PM
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Sure. I only race for slips tho.
Sure, said I, and when it came time to race, Vin looked over to see his Supra would be up against the mothership from Halo 2. As I looked over, I winked and said, I owe you a warp 10 race. Can you handle it? Vin, not to look out-done, said, sure, what the hell. Then Zaphod Showed up with the infinity improbablility drive and said...
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