Questions for the fellow men here.

[elementskater15]

I haven't washed my hands after pissing since I was potty trained. Still Disease free....I know. I got blood test results back about 2 weeks ago. I always wash after dropping duece.

[Steel]

whats the point of washing your hands if the door handle is still dirty? I'd rather wash my dick after taking a leak, beacuse i know my hands are 1000x dirtier than my hands.

[Heep]

Originally Posted by Steel

my hands are 1000x dirtier than my hands.

Yeah the door handle is the worst, since everyone that goes in the bathroom ends up touching that, while only 1/(however many toilets) touch each flush handle.

I just feel dirty if I don't wash my hands. Just the way I was raised I guess

[Jonno]

Was at the work christmas dinner on Saturday going to the toilet after a few drinks. A couple blokes walk in and join me at the urinal. One of them said "Man, good thing that band just finished, maybe they will bring on someone decent..." being pretty tipsy at the time, I broke the code. "Yeah, a bit they are pretty shocking..." I said. "I'm the guitarist" said someone further along the urinal. "But I must say, I don't mind that guitar work" I quickly said.



Opps.



But the band was bad, I must say.

[RickwithaTbird]

How long of a conversation can you have at the urinal? I don't see any point to it, unless it's just one of those moments where even the stranger next to you at the urinal would feel it's worthy of breaking the code.

But you don't just make any stupid conversation in the bathroom to make it less akward. That just makes it more akward.

[Toksin]

Whenever I'm in that situation, it's usually at a pub or club and we're all fucked anyway, so it basically becomes

"how's your night going bro?"
-fucking good aye, yours?
"nah real good aye."
-wicked man, have a good one!

And away you go. Doesn't take that long to piss.


And I find it disgusting when people don't wash their hands. WHY THE FUCK DO BATHROOMS HAVE PULL DOORS WHERE YOU HAVE TO TOUCH THE HANDLE? FUCKS SAKE!

lol, I am so glad I dont have to piss in front of others....If it bothers some of you that much why not use tha stalls....rotfflmfao.......

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by karmacae

lol, I am so glad I dont have to piss in front of others....If it bothers some of you that much why not use tha stalls....rotfflmfao.......

Exactly. Seems like some people here aren't exactly secure in their sexuality.

[RickwithaTbird]

Originally Posted by Toksin

Exactly. Seems like some people here aren't exactly secure in their sexuality.

Why do you say that? I think you guys are kinda strange to burst onto the scene with comments about other peoples sexuality. Why do you need to boost your own right now?

Honestly.... its strange when some asshole you don't even know stands directly next to you along an empty wall of urinals and wants to have a conversation. What kind of lonely pathetic creep is this? Probably the creep at the bar who makes loud obnoxious comments to everyone, because he can't get one person to actually pay attention to him. Then he gets in your face when he talks, like it's really important, then he spits while he talks and has bad breath.

and you guys are defending this loud, obnoxious, news-not-the-weather fellow's sexuality.


THATS weird.

[AlmostStock]

Originally Posted by Toksin

And I find it disgusting when people don't wash their hands. WHY THE FUCK DO BATHROOMS HAVE PULL DOORS WHERE YOU HAVE TO TOUCH THE HANDLE? FUCKS SAKE!

That's why after you dry off your hands you use your paper towel to open the door. No towels? Put your hand in your jacket pocket or shirt bottom as a barrier. It's not as good as using a towel but it's better than touching the handle with your hands. Sometimes without option a or b I will open the door with only a pinky finger. I figure it's better than grabbing the handle with my whole hand.

[Toksin]

Rick, I understand the thing with him standing next to you when it's a totally empty wall of urinals. I'm with you on that one.

My comment was directed at the people who seem to have a problem with anyone who talks to them in the bathroom, regardless of where they stand.

(generally, the pubs and clubs I go to only have about 2-3 urinals so I guess that skews my perception a bit)

Hope that clears it up