What not to say to a cop when you get pulled over.

[01RedneckS10]

you see officer, when i reached down to grab my crack pipe, my gun got lodges in my gas pedal forcing me to speed out of control

[MexSiR]

One time I was on my uncles Audi S3 and we were stopped by a cop and he was like:

"I clocked you at 140 kph"

My Uncle said: You gotta be kidding me, I was doing 190 kph"

I thought it was pretty funny since I heard it all and it did happen. We proceeded by bribing him with a 20 dollar bill.

By the way, Im in Mexico. No bribing or S3s in the USA I know...

[D[X]P]

Hahahahha!

[lateralgforce]

Bad Cop! No Donut

I've seen people with bumper stickers that say that! Talk about darwinism...

Cheers,
Brian

[landyacht]

" Insurance and registration please. "

" Uh, sure no problem....you're not gonna check the trunk are you?"

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One day, i'm gonna run a stop sign when it's pouring rain out, just to make the cop get out of his car and stand there in a huge puddle and get soaked while writing me up.

Why make the money if you can't enjoy spending it right?

" Alright you, do ya know why i pulled you over? "

" Yeah! Do you know why i ran the sign? "

By Drew Carey.


I love this stuff!!!

[MexSiR]

Originally Posted by Reed

Ocifer, im not drunks.

I can't get out. you get in. Just let me move some of these bottles

LOL.
That one rocks!!!!!!

[crayzayjay]

Ok people stop reviving this thread