fake suicide

[MaximusGTR]

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i need to know what or where to go to find something that makes it look like i shot myself in the head. i was thinking of something like a blood pack with chunks that has a tube going to the other side of my head. then i get a gun that makes a loud sound but only blows air into the tube and then the packet explodes. i need this by next may for my graduation





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[stuffed_crust]

ok first of all i never talk to anyone at school people already think that i am going to shot up the school or kill myself. i have been called into the counslers office just for writting that i like to burn things. when i left her office i went and burned things.
and second of all at my school the graduation is not at the school. they have it at a football stadium a few miles from school i dont think its even in town. i am not going to disrupt anybody cause i am going to do it when they call me and before they call the next person. ]
and if u think that it is a stupid stunt it is still better than the graduation i went to last year where all they did was toss beach balls, and then the nerds ( the kids that were in the frount because they excelled in school or something) in the frount sprayed each other with silly string
so if u got a better idea than what i am going to do tell me



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[SiRI]

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
so if u got a better idea than what i am going to do tell me

give em' all the fork in the eye


:finger: j/k

[Street Sweeper]

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i need to know what or where to go to find something that makes it look like i shot myself in the head. i was thinking of something like a blood pack with chunks that has a tube going to the other side of my head. then i get a gun that makes a loud sound but only blows air into the tube and then the packet explodes. i need this by next may for my graduation





:monkeypis

I would probably end up beating the sh*t out of you if you ruined my graduation by pulling bullsh*t like that

[boingo82]

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
ok first of all i never talk to anyone at school people already think that i am going to shot up the school or kill myself. i have been called into the counslers office just for writting that i like to burn things. when i left her office i went and burned things. ..

Here's my idea: instead of going to your graduation, (why bother, what's to celebrate anyway? Like it's such a big f#%$ing challenge to graduate h.s.) go seek professional help. I am serious. :o

[freakray]

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i have been called into the counslers office just for writting that i like to burn things. when i left her office i went and burned things.

Good on you, a great way to show you are mature and don't require counselling.....

BTW...this is a high school graduation? doesn't seem you should be there......

[HogieGT-R]

poor taste..ill humor...people aren't laughing...possible denial of your diploma...seriously

[SiRI]

Originally posted by boingo82
Go seek professional help. I am serious. :o

:ylsuper

[94SolGrl]

if you're gonna be that stupid, just use a real gun and give the world a break. Graduation is a happy time for family and friends to get together and celebrate. There are little kids there and stuff. Graduation pranks are silly string and stuff. Don't be fuckin stupid.

[ci5ic]

Originally posted by 94SolGrl
if you're gonna be that stupid, just use a real gun and give the world a break. Graduation is a happy time for family and friends to get together and celebrate. There are little kids there and stuff. Graduation pranks are silly string and stuff. Don't be fuckin stupid.

Damn... beat me to it.

Just don't go. I didn't go to mine. Well... that's cuz I dropped out, but seriously, if you think it's gonna be lame, just don't go. You're asking for ALOT of trouble if you go through with this. If you wanna liven things up, then try to make it entertaining some how. Shit, put something under your gown that makes it look like you've got a huge hard-on, and sport it up onto the stage. Rub it up and down on the dean of students or something LOL. I dunno...

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

if you're an outcast don't bother being disruptive it won't make you feel better

[Jimster]

I can't sell you any non-firing guns or fake blood- but I can sell you a vasectomy kit- an I really suggest you use it if you aren't going to seek professional help

[MaximusGTR]

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i am not going to disrupt anybody cause i am going to do it when they call me and before they call the next person.

:monkeypis

Ok Dunce, what are you gonna do when they figure out that your not dead. You don't need to be here on earth if you think some shit like that is funny. If you go through with that, we'll see you on the news and then we'll here of some guy in jail named Jinggles having your rectum on a platter:finger:

[MaximusGTR]

Originally posted by Jimster
I can't sell you any non-firing guns or fake blood- but I can sell you a vasectomy kit- an I really suggest you use it if you aren't going to seek professional help

:thumbup: :thumbup:

[stuffed_crust]

i am going to reply to all you who doubt me.
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Street Sweeper
I would probably end up beating the sh*t out of you if you ruined my graduation by pulling bullsh*t like that
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school is almost completly useless and graduation is just an extension of that uselessness. why is graduation so special to u all you do is get a piece of paper. u already graduated it is just so other people can feel emotions and see u graduate. people like u who care about anything that is different than the normal happening in their life makes feel sorry for u and your hopless addiction to emotions

boingo82
Here's my idea: instead of going to your graduation, (why bother, what's to celebrate anyway? Like it's such a big f#%$ing challenge to graduate h.s.) go seek professional help. I am serious.
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u may think i need help but i anint going to pay some guy to try and change who i am. being crazy is better than being sane the stuff i understand now could blow your mind
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i am getting bord replying so i will finnish some other time










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