The Stig Revealed!

[-Josh-]

Originally Posted by ToddMan

I hope they have the spic stig next, he could be drapped in a mexican flag and wear a madidor mask!

Your story is the epitome of perfection. Brilliance on this scale simply cannot be measured; you truly are a genius in every sense of the word. To think that anyone could be gifted enough to weave comedy, drama, tragedy, and romance all into a plot so effortlessly! I'd say that the character development was the strong point, but that would imply that there were weak points as well--a statement that could only politely be described as outright mendacious. The truth is that the entire story was one long high point--an extended climax that maintained its intensity throughout every single word, letter, and punctuation mark--that kept the reader gasping for more in almost orgasmic bliss. The only thing disappointing about the story was the fact that it had to end.

Never before has the English language been graced by such a writer as yourself; in truth, it would be more accurate to describe you as an artist than a writer. Simply put: no other writer in history can compare. Your prose is a cross between George Orwell and Charles Dickens--simultaneously verbose and terse, taking the best aspects from each. This paradoxical feature is the most mystifying quality of your writing. The most breathtaking quality, however, is how you can add biting satirical elements in the tradition of Mark Twain to deliver your insightful message while also exploring Shakespearean themes on the side--and doing each of those things better than both of the respective authors whom you seem to be imitating! You've easily surpassed every literary giant ever to have lived and done so by making all writing that came before you seem insipid and banal--quite the feat indeed!

There's nothing else to say but to congratulate you on your achievement. You've single-handedly revolutionized not only the topic at hand, but the entire English language itself. This short story is beauty in text form--the true embodiment of everything right with this world. Every hyperbole is turned into an understatement when used to describe your writing; you deserve all the adulation I've given you and then some. I'm thankful that you gave me the privilege of reading your work of art; I haven't yet been able to convince myself that I was even worthy enough to do so.

I can only hope and pray that you continue writing stories like this one, because if you do, you will undoubtedly be known as the greatest novelist of this generation, if not of all-time. Literary masterpieces will become commonplace once you start your writing career. I wish you luck in your future endeavors, although it'll be more likely that you won't need any of it.

[-The Stig-]

I'm not scared to say it... but some times Joshypoo. I love you.


Bravo.

[jon@af]

pwnage.

I hope he cries. That'd be awesome.

[-The Stig-]

Even Swigz comes out of hidding... man, isn't it great?

Not even Christmas can bring back the awesome peeps, it takes the combined effort of a single dipshit.

Thanks Chuck Norris, you're my new Jesus.

[-Josh-]

Originally Posted by -The Stig-

Even Swigz comes out of hidding... man, isn't it great?

Not even Christmas can bring back the awesome peeps, it takes the combined effort of a single dipshit.

Thanks Chuck Norris, you're my new Jesus.

That's usually how it works, this forum has had it's fair share of tards.