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#16
10-04-2001, 12:28 AM
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 Except that was a RWD car...Well the Windstar van is big enough to fit many chicks into it 
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10-04-2001, 08:37 AM
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When you use the right foot more than the steering wheel in corners.
You keep a spare diff in the boot. Below 5,000rpm the engine wont run, above 5,000rpm it slams into the limiter faster than you can shift gear. You have pile of broken rods in the Garage, and make a small profit selling melted piston ash trays. You can remove, rebuild and reinstall the engine and g/box in less than a day, while blind folded. The guy in the auto parts store has a collection of ignition parts ready on the counter before you even get out of the car. (Iv actualy had this happen )Running on even half the cars normal number of cylinders the car can still exceed 200kph. You get tunnel vision before you've pulled 3rd, and the cars stalls at 100kph in top.
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10-04-2001, 11:16 AM
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When the bugs no longer splatter on your windshield.
You use a pitot tube to register your speed. There is a sonic boom after you pass through an area. When your speedometer is registered in knots.
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10-04-2001, 04:30 PM
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heep, you should mod that puppy
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10-04-2001, 07:25 PM
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She's already pumpin out a blistering 200 hp stock
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10-04-2001, 10:25 PM
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R.I.P. Lamont Coleman a.k.a. Big L -- 1975-1999 "Your ice don't shine an your chain hollow/ why you front in clubs for hours wit tha same bottle/ takin midget sips/ I run wit the richest clicks/ Tap the thickest chicks/ plus drop the slickest hits/ you know nothin about L/ so don't doubt L/ what's this muthafuckin rap game wit out L/ Yo that's like jewels wit out ice/ that's like china wit out rice/ or the holy bible wit out christ/ tha bulls wit out mike/ crack heads wit out pipes/ or hockey games wit out fights/ don't touch the mic if you aint able to spit/ flamboyant is tha label i'm wit.. muthafucka.... Big L" |
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10-04-2001, 10:31 PM
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...your car has oxygen masks in case of cabin depressureization...
...there's a crack in the back glass where your head keeps hitting... ...you have to weld your license plates to your frame... ...your speedo needle is over in your glovebox... |
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10-04-2001, 11:18 PM
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You get close enough to the speed of light that although your 150yrs old you still look and feel 25.
You had to get the frount window made Bullet proof after the last bug strike. You have to rebuild the engine in the shopping lot car park before you can drive it home. You have two forward ratios: Subsonic, and Super Sonic. You have to plug the car into the national grid to power the starter motor. You stay up at night to watch the number 3 spark plug continue its Orbit around the earth, and hope it wont hit the internaional space station. Your exhaust note scares owners of Modified Harleys. The police erect a fixed speed camera at the end of your drive way. The A pilliar is badly cracked and the roof lining is dropping because the chassis is so badly bent. You stop to help pull stuck Semi's out of the Mud.
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10-05-2001, 09:11 AM
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That would be pathetic!!:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:
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10-10-2001, 08:48 AM
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You have to deploy a drag chute to slow your butt down.
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