Total douchebags...

[SG007]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blackcrow64]

Originally Posted by stepho

Hopefully theres lots of alchohol.

The only problem with lots of alcohol is that I usually end up drinking more of it than anybody else and then I'm worthless... But usually by that point in time I'm more interested in the alcohol than in the sex. lol... I suppose thats a good sign of alcoholism? lol

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by stepho

I'm a anytime of the day is a good time for sex kinda guy.

Yeah... it'll stay that way until you've been married for a few years and have kids. Then it turns into: I'm up for sex anytime: the kids are sleeping, I'm not fixing something that's leaking all over the place, I'm not at work, she / I aren't sick, the dog's in his cage, I'm not sleeping and all the above apply. LMAO.

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

Yeah... it'll stay that way until you've been married for a few years and have kids. Then it turns into: I'm up for sex anytime: the kids are sleeping, I'm not fixing something that's leaking all over the place, I'm not at work, she / I aren't sick, the dog's in his cage, I'm not sleeping and all the above apply. LMAO.

You forgot "I'm not eating cheesesteaks".

[Earlsfat]

Good catch. Cheesesteak comsumption trumps all activities - including breathing.

[stepho]

Originally Posted by wrightz28

You forgot "I'm not eating cheesesteaks".

Who says you can't eat cheesesteak and have sex at the same time?

[philly rs]

damn some sex...i want that philly!!! omg im so hungry!! sorry about the no beaver thing..thats gotta suck, and u have live in..unlike my single ass who has to work for it...hey sg how u been baby???

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by stepho

Who says you can't eat cheesesteak and have sex at the same time?

Well... you can... but what happens if some meat falls off, or God forbid some drippage land on the floor / bed / etc and then you can't lick it up? That like... a faux pax on the scale of Nazi Germany... just never shoulda happened.


Back in there again, but uh... now everyone's getting sick again.


May god bless the man who invented baby oil. That stuff takes good clean sex to a standard so low and basic that it is my personal belief that a 55 gallon drum of it ought to be issued every newly married couple upon exiting the church. Good stuff.

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by stepho

Who says you can't eat cheesesteak and have sex at the same time?

Caaaaa---stanza!

easy there George.

[SG007]

That's like the blowgie. Eating a hoagie whilst receiving fellatio.