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Old 01-10-2003, 01:44 AM
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....when you go for pointless trips around the block just to hear your intake roar
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You know you're a Maxima driver when (this one is for Paonessa) you trade in for a new car and it is still a Maxima

When you pop open your hood just to look at your FSTB sitting over the top of your VQ/VE.

When you drive slowly while looking at your car's reflection on a glass paned building.

When you look at the weather forecast to see if it is going to rain so you will know whether or not to wash and wax the Max.

When you do a burnout and notice you're still in OD.

When you get challenged by V8 owners in your Company because they don't consider anyone else's car a worth enough contender and you hand them their @$$e$.

Please fellaz, let's post up, the org has over 10K views and I know we can come close to that here, with all the creative minds we have in this spot.
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...when you wash your car 2 times a day and only shower once a day...
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You know you're a Maxima driver when (this one is for Paonessa) you trade in for a new car and it is still a Maxima
good one. that's what i was gonna say.

how about, when a kid offers you 10 bucks to let him drive your car.

...and you tell him "hell no"
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How about when they offer you the $10 just to sit inside!
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How about when they offer you the $10 just to sit inside!
yeah, and you still tell 'em "hell no"
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... When you're going 130 MPH and your friend who owns a Volvo S70 Turbo says "Wow this is smoother over 100".

Haha true story and that was in a 91 max his is a 96

... When you're going 130 MPH and the same friend is saying "You might like going fast, but I don't!"

... When you're going over 100 MPH and your friends ask you "How fast are we going? The speed limit is 45."
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When AF/Maxima forums is banned at your job and you say the hell with 'em and post messages anyway

When you think nothing short of a supercar/or those with a crazy V8 or sc/turbo/n20 car is the only cars that can beat you

When your friends have newer car than yours but would rather you take them where they want to go just so they can enjoy the ride

When you've debated about getting a Chauffer's License so that you can turn your Max into a Taxi because people love to ride in it so much

But then again you think, "Hell NO I wouldn't have that big stupid Taxi sign on my Max

When you plan to go on a trip and there are other cars lined up but everyone rushes to your car and fight over who's going to ride in it
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when u see people shake their heads and wonder "how can it be that a family car goes so fast?"
haahhahahhahahaahha

that is always my favorite..
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When you've debated about getting a Chauffer's License so that you can turn your Max into a Taxi because people love to ride in it so much

But then again you think, "Hell NO I wouldn't have that big stupid Taxi sign on my Max
ROFL!!! By the way. In Israel they have 4th gen maximas as Taxi. Orange maximas look sweet, even tho I saw them with taxi logos.


.....When you wash your shoes 4 times in a row before getting into your maxima....
.....When you buy a sandwitch, you cover everything with napkins with a thought "I hope Im not gonna drop the sandwitch on the seat......
.....When you are half way to work and standing at a traffic light, switching into reverse and driving back home at 120 mph in 35mph zone, for something that you forgot, knowing that you will still be able to get to work in time, even tho its 5 minutes till you start.
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.....When you are half way to work and standing at a traffic light, switching into reverse and driving back home at 120 mph in 35mph zone, for something that you forgot, knowing that you will still be able to get to work in time, even tho its 5 minutes till you start.
That's cutting it pretty close
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when everytime you wash and wax your car and find new chips and dings specially on your hood.
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When your wifey calls you and says "Come pick me up honey" and she works an hour and 20 minutes away and you make the journey in 40 minutes doing over 100, even through speed limit signs posted at 55.

When all you can do is think, "What if this thing was Twin Turboed how really sick would it be then."
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You know you're a maxima driver when you get your license in a maxima, and all your examiner can say is, "I know you can drive. I know you're a good driver."

But it's your mom's 92... so you buy a 95 SE as soon as you can afford it.
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you know you're a maxima driver when

you roll from stoplight to stoplight with the engine barely past idle and it pisses other people off. maybe if they had sunroof, leather, and bose they'd enjoy their ride?

you merge onto the highway at 30 mph. 90 is only 8 seconds away...

you've got a dent in your hood from "making it". you know, for 3100 pounds, nissan had to compromise somewhere...

you have no idea how epa ever got 30 mpg out of your car.
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