what will win 2000 civic or 87 grand national? - Page 2

equalizer442 · #16 11-07-2002, 08:53 PM

yeah, lmfao im sure your 350 bogger will be able to catch my vtech be realistic. first you say that that granny sedan regal will stomp you then you say you can stomp me, grow up get in the 21th century small high reving engines are the thing now if you want o go fast you have to drive a honda.

Layla's Keeper · #17 11-07-2002, 08:56 PM

I would like to be as polite and dignified about this as possible, and I'd like to think that I speak for automobile enthusiasts and performance aficianados everywhere when I say... ahem...

GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU UNEDUCATED, APATHETIC, WORTHLESS LITTLE RICER!

You asked for honest opinions and cold hard facts. You got them. Facts that are (more or less) supported by the motoring press. I have the Musclecar Review article right here on my lap, and it says 0-60 in 6.3 secs, 1/4 mile in 13.4secs. FACTORY STOCK. Weight, try near 3400lbs, not light, but no tank either. That you refuse to believe them, and are so FUCKING BLIND to the barest laws of physics (FF equals weight transfer off the driving wheels, meaning loss of traction under straighline acceleration, meaning severe limitation on forward movement. Exact opposite with an FR) Just don't ever show your dumb ass hide in Parma, or else you'll deal with 1.8L of all-Anglo four cylinder rear wheel drive DOMINATION! Plus my squadron of equally intellingent classic motorheads.

Now, before this goes any further. Will you finally recognize that you're hosed, and try challenging the Buick guy to racing on a road course, or through some cones in a parking lot, or are you too stupid to realize your only hope of beating this guy is through some tight corners?

kris · #18 11-07-2002, 08:59 PM

Can you guys not tell a troll when you see one? His second post gave him away.

Layla's Keeper · #19 11-07-2002, 09:02 PM

By the way, if you haven't noticed. The engine in that Grand National only displaces 3.8L. Now, the common Accord V-6 is 3.0L, A Ferrari Modena V-8 is 3.6L, A Ferrari 288GTO V-8 is 2.8L, A Porsche 911 boxer engine is 3.6L, A BMW striaght six is usually 3.0L, A Nissan VQ series V-6 is 3.5L..... hmmn. Seems to me that an engine somewhere between 3.0L and 4.0L is quite modern. In other words, merry fuck off.

DeViL · #20 11-07-2002, 09:04 PM

Its kind of obvious now someone is just joking around, figures, people who come here aren't that stupid.

unconvinced · #21 11-07-2002, 09:04 PM

I can't believe you guys fell for this. Ha, ha!

'I should beat him...I've got front & rear strut towers, and a Momo shift knob & boot!'

Honestly, guys...you're killing me.

(And I thought I was gonna give up AF...no way...this is too precious.)

Layla's Keeper · #22 11-07-2002, 09:26 PM

Kind of figured after post #2. There was something a little fishy about someone who ignores a statement of a time in someone elses post. So, I freely admit that I'd played along. :finger:

C'mon. Anyone who's read my posts knows I'm always the gentleman. It comes with the car, my precious Layla.:angel:

equalizer4422 · #23 11-07-2002, 09:31 PM

ok i admit i was playing a nasty dirty little joke, truth is i dont own a civic i own a 86 442, a 87 grand national, and a 95 camaro i was just messing around seeing what kind of reactions i could get out of people. after i posted the first msg i figured i was screwed because i forgot to change names and i was useing a name with 442 on the end of it what is a g body as every one know the same body as the grand national, but thats besides the point

and about the whole 350 bogger comment , lol sorry man i could not resist besides my camaro has a 3.4l so you would stomp me on that end. o yeah dontcha think banning evey rice burner that comes in here is right? lol

kris · #24 11-07-2002, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by equalizer4422
yeah dontcha think banning evey rice burner that comes in here is right? lol

No, but I would like to ban every mullet sportin' redneck.

I dont care what you drive, but I am tired of people talking shit on each others rides (flaming if you will). That's why I told everyone in here, you talk shit, and disrespect a persons opinion. You will be banned.

DeViL · #25 11-07-2002, 10:23 PM

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forgot to change names and i was useing a name with 442

From the first time I saw your name that sort of came to my mind but I didn't think much of it to ask you.

Fucker haha.

-The Stig- · #26 11-07-2002, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by kris

No, but I would like to ban every mullet sportin' redneck.

phew... glad i dont got me a mullet

"You might be a redneck if you are limited to one phone call a week to the UFO sighting hot line" - J. Foxworthy

unconvinced · #27 11-08-2002, 12:27 AM

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I dont care what you drive, but I am tired of people talking shit on each others rides (flaming if you will). That's why I told everyone in here, you talk shit, and disrespect a persons opinion. You will be banned.

Okay, are you trying to confuse us by getting things completely backwards there, Mr. Mod?

I think it should be expected that we should be dumping on each other's driveway-sluts, or machines of choice. There aren't that many road cars in the first place that deserve a whole lot of respect - in any case, not as much as any of the people here.

So yeah, I think it's only right that someone should be able to call my shitbox, or shitbox-of-choice a worthless pile of wood. I would, however, take exception to someone taking a personal jab at myself.

I'll leave you with this moment of zen:

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I would like to ban every mullet sportin' redneck.

- our respected and beloved moderator

kris · #28 11-08-2002, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by unconvinced
[b]Okay, are you trying to confuse us by getting things completely backwards there, Mr. Mod?

I think it should be expected that we should be dumping on each other's driveway-sluts, or machines of choice. There aren't that many road cars in the first place that deserve a whole lot of respect - in any case, not as much as any of the people here.

So yeah, I think it's only right that someone should be able to call my shitbox, or shitbox-of-choice a worthless pile of wood. I would, however, take exception to someone taking a personal jab at myself.

For the more basic people out there. I meant flaming. Is it that hard to realize? I mean hell, I came right out and put it in my post.

As for the redneck saying. You think I'm serious? That's the type of ignorant post that have been put up lately. It's a little thing called sarcasm. I could care less if you have a mullet.

carrrnuttt · #29 11-08-2002, 01:21 AM

I ignored this thread when I saw the title figuring it for a joke...and I was right.

Although about a year ago, PureHonda had a guy that posted a win against a GN with his Civic...but he also had 427HP to the wheels:silly2: .

unconvinced · #30 11-08-2002, 01:42 AM

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For the more basic people out there. I meant flaming. Is it that hard to realize? I mean hell, I came right out and put it in my post.

As for the redneck saying. You think I'm serious? That's the type of ignorant post that have been put up lately. It's a little thing called sarcasm. I could care less if you have a mullet.

Okay, let me go and look up that sarcasm thing. I think I've heard of it, I'll just be fetching my encyclopaedia. Thanks for the guidance, there.

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