what honda stands for(plus toyota)

[carguy92]

Originally Posted by BlackGT2000

How about some better acronyms. VTEC
Virtually
Torque-less
Economy
Car

HONDA
Had
One
Never
Did
Again

TOYOTA
Too
Often
Yankees
Overprice
This
Automobile

dude, an acronym can have multiple words per letter. your teacher was so retarded, she didn't know that 2+2=4.

[carguy92]

Originally Posted by BlackGT2000

Please don't start any more stupid threads. I am trying to give your the benefit of the doubt here, but you are making it difficult.

well, you have weak talk.what you start, a shit-licking forum about barbies?

[carguy92]

Originally Posted by rattler02

Heres a "FEW"

BUICK- Big Ugly Inexpensive Caucasian Klunker
DODGE- Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
MERCEDES- Men Express Real Cocky Egos Driving Expensive Sedans
BMW- Be My Wife
PORSCHE- Pretentious Obnoxious Rich Shits Can Have Everything
SATURN Supposedly American Technology Unfortunately Really Nissan
FERRARI- For Every Really Rich American racing Idiot
CHEVROLET- Cheap Heap Every Valve Rusts Oil Leaks Every Time
OLDSMOBILE- Old Ladies Driving Slowly Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie
PONTIAC- Poor Old Nutjob Thinks Its A Caddillac
CADILLAC- Cant Always Drive In Lanes Like Another Car
LINCOLN- Lee Iocca Never Counted On Little Nissans
MAZDA- Major Ass***** Zooming Down Alleyways
YUGO- Young Ugly Guys Own'em
HONDA- Hysterical Oriental Never Drove Autos
TOYOTA- Take Out Your Own Trash Akamoto
CHRYSLER- Car Has Rusty Yellow Sh** Leaking Every Roadtrip
LEXUS- Lousy Engine Xplodes Unhappy Situations
MITSUBISHI- Maybe I'll Trick Some Ugly Bit** Into Some Heavy Intercourse
LAMBORGINI- Lost Another Million Bucks On Recycling Greasy Haired Italians No Good Ideas
Jaguar- Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
IROC- It Reeks Of Cologne
INFINITI- If Newyorkers Find It Newyorkers Is Taking It
ROLLS ROYCE- Rich Old LadiesLove Spending*Rich Old Yuppies Charge Everything
FORD- First On Race Day - Found On Road Dead - Flip Over Read Directions F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge
SAAB- Still Aint A Beamer
PEUGEOT- Penis Envy Usually Gives Every Owner Trouble
NISSAN- No Intelligent Service Stations Accept Nissans
ALFA- Another Lousy Foriegn Auto
GMC- Garage Man's C'mon
FIAT- Fix It Again Tony
VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Very Overrated
ISUZU- It Slides Under Zero Uphill
VOLKSWAGON- Very Old Lady Kills Someone Waves Adios Gets On Ninety-five
LOTUS- Little Obnoxious Toy Uncomfortable Seats
MASERATI- Metal And Speed Easily Race Around Traffic Infrontofit
JEEP- Just Expect Every Problem
ACURA- Asian Cars Usually Rust Anyways
AUDI- Asians Usually Drive Insane
RANGE ROVER- Rich Americans Now Going English Runs On Very Expensive Radials
BENTLEY- Big English Nissan That Looks Expensive Yetsucks
DELOREAN- Don't Ever Lend One Rich European Any Narcotics


SUV- Suddenly Upsidedown Vehicle




Guess I'll get banned for this, Oh Well if "they" don't have a sense of humor in this frustrating world of vehicle repair forums I guess I don't want to be here anyways. I hope you get a laugh from some l

you will get banned, with that weak ass acronym bullshit

[BlackGT2000]

So you are 15... I pretty much called that one. Best of luck to you and your bicycle. What good is the acronym if it has more than one word per letter? If you want to make fun of my car, than go ahead, but its a whole lot better than being 15 and not driving at all. Let me assure you that the odds are stacked against you and that its very likely that you will have a far worse car than a 2007 Civic.

[carguy92]

Originally Posted by BlackGT2000

So you are 15... I pretty much called that one. Best of luck to you and your bicycle. What good is the acronym if it has more than one word per letter? If you want to make fun of my car, than go ahead, but its a whole lot better than being 15 and not driving at all. Let me assure you that the odds are stacked against you and that its very likely that you will have a far worse car than a 2007 Civic.

fuck you shithead. i'll get me a corvette. i walk, not ride bikes assmunch. go play the skinflute. your teacher was so fat she couldn't get out of the fuckin tub.

[sickcallawayc12]

Originally Posted by carguy92

fuck you shithead. i'll get me a corvette. i walk, not ride bikes assmunch. go play the skinflute. your teacher was so fat she couldn't get out of the fuckin tub.

tsk tsk tsk.

[sickcallawayc12]

Originally Posted by rattler02

Heres a "FEW"

BUICK- Big Ugly Inexpensive Caucasian Klunker
DODGE- Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
MERCEDES- Men Express Real Cocky Egos Driving Expensive Sedans
BMW- Be My Wife
PORSCHE- Pretentious Obnoxious Rich Shits Can Have Everything
SATURN Supposedly American Technology Unfortunately Really Nissan
FERRARI- For Every Really Rich American racing Idiot
CHEVROLET- Cheap Heap Every Valve Rusts Oil Leaks Every Time
OLDSMOBILE- Old Ladies Driving Slowly Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie
PONTIAC- Poor Old Nutjob Thinks Its A Caddillac
CADILLAC- Cant Always Drive In Lanes Like Another Car
LINCOLN- Lee Iocca Never Counted On Little Nissans
MAZDA- Major Ass***** Zooming Down Alleyways
YUGO- Young Ugly Guys Own'em
HONDA- Hysterical Oriental Never Drove Autos
TOYOTA- Take Out Your Own Trash Akamoto
CHRYSLER- Car Has Rusty Yellow Sh** Leaking Every Roadtrip
LEXUS- Lousy Engine Xplodes Unhappy Situations
MITSUBISHI- Maybe I'll Trick Some Ugly Bit** Into Some Heavy Intercourse
LAMBORGINI- Lost Another Million Bucks On Recycling Greasy Haired Italians No Good Ideas
Jaguar- Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
IROC- It Reeks Of Cologne
INFINITI- If Newyorkers Find It Newyorkers Is Taking It
ROLLS ROYCE- Rich Old LadiesLove Spending*Rich Old Yuppies Charge Everything
FORD- First On Race Day - Found On Road Dead - Flip Over Read Directions F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge
SAAB- Still Aint A Beamer
PEUGEOT- Penis Envy Usually Gives Every Owner Trouble
NISSAN- No Intelligent Service Stations Accept Nissans
ALFA- Another Lousy Foriegn Auto
GMC- Garage Man's C'mon
FIAT- Fix It Again Tony
VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Very Overrated
ISUZU- It Slides Under Zero Uphill
VOLKSWAGON- Very Old Lady Kills Someone Waves Adios Gets On Ninety-five
LOTUS- Little Obnoxious Toy Uncomfortable Seats
MASERATI- Metal And Speed Easily Race Around Traffic Infrontofit
JEEP- Just Expect Every Problem
ACURA- Asian Cars Usually Rust Anyways
AUDI- Asians Usually Drive Insane
RANGE ROVER- Rich Americans Now Going English Runs On Very Expensive Radials
BENTLEY- Big English Nissan That Looks Expensive Yetsucks
DELOREAN- Don't Ever Lend One Rich European Any Narcotics


SUV- Suddenly Upsidedown Vehicle




Guess I'll get banned for this, Oh Well if "they" don't have a sense of humor in this frustrating world of vehicle repair forums I guess I don't want to be here anyways. I hope you get a laugh from some l

Some of those are pretty funny, if not true. SUV, Jeep (very true), BMW, Saab, Volvo.

[rattler02]

CORVETTE- Could Only Realize Vehicle Exceeds The Tender Earned --

especially at 15

Can't we all just get along, there is NO need for language like that.

[BlackGT2000]

Haha a corvette.... not for you my friend, at least not any time soon. Whats all this about "my teacher"? I graduated when you were 9. I haven't had a "teacher" since, and even if one of them was a total fat ass how would that insult me?

[ShadowWulf2K]

Originally Posted by carguy92

fuck you shithead. i'll get me a corvette. i walk, not ride bikes assmunch. go play the skinflute. your teacher was so fat she couldn't get out of the fuckin tub.

carguy92, go read my latest post in the "ford, dodge, gm, honda..." thread you made.

[AnKH. | Ninja[JsE]]

Sorry, Honda stands for

Hold
On
Not
Done
Acclerating. ggkthnxbai

[alphalanos]

damn i was going to post that. btw thats one angry 15 year old. wow

[toto901]

thanks 4 nice joke . i really imperesed

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Hentai tits

[formulaone]

Oh man! Do you really hate Honda that much? You are really angry.lols

[Blayer]

I don't like Japanese cars either, but you could back your claims up a little bit. By the way carguy92, I doub't you'll get a Corvette. Those cars are really expensive. I think maybe a Camaro though could be good for a first car.

Funny Acronyms.