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Old 10-21-2002, 08:15 PM   #16
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Hey, look...it makes a pretty good political pundit as well.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=Bush
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Old 10-21-2002, 09:50 PM   #19
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Hey, look...it makes a pretty good political pundit as well.

LOL! so it does:

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Old 10-21-2002, 10:24 PM   #20
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Hey, look...it makes a pretty good political pundit as well.
*LMAO* Omigosh, I really, really, really enjoyed that!!!
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